Ideal Penis Shape

It must be in a package.
Small head, thick base, no fingertips touching when held, definitely longer than both my hands combined, slight curve up, shaven and no pink please. I never cared about a person's race or colour but pink is disgusting. And a personality if possible.

Too much too ask? Yeah, I know.
 
I’ve always gotten compliments on the appearance of mine. How “pretty” it is

Can’t help thinking one more inch both ways would be perfect