If LPSG had a penis shaped water fountain

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

What do you think it would look like?Be humorous, be inventive, don't be overly crude

 

[bigboy9239]

you might have to put a mouth guard on it to keep certain folks from putting their mouth on it..

 

[deleted16543241]

Tbh there needs to be one, so you can say to people "Hey did you see the fountain shaped like a dick? They just erected it..."

Seriously tho, for a water fountain, imagine being the dude that carved it. It would be the ultimate dick pic veins and all. You would be like that young dude that drew dicks on everything and was proud of it. Or the popular guy on that construction company showing off with his party trick carrying a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts to share around.

Overall tho, it'd have to be the biggest shlong shlapper people have ever seen.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

You could also have multiple penises on the edge surrounding and firing off into a genderless statue in the middle.


Or maybe a whole of spray popping up and spelling "LPSG" with technicolor behind it.

 

[Motion-of-the-Ocean]

Unfortunately, by the time one thinks up an idea, there's a good chance it's already been done.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

you might have to put a mouth guard on it to keep certain folks from putting their mouth on it..

Not that you'd ever do that, right, BB?

 

[deleted16543241]

Unfortunately, by the time one thinks up an idea, there's a good chance it's already been done.

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trust the Dutch... they always do things the best too

 

[shephusky]

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Unfortunately, by the time one thinks up an idea, there's a good chance it's already been done.

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Let's not get into anything we find on Google and use our devious imaginations

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Tbh there needs to be one, so you can say to people "Hey did you see the fountain shaped like a dick? They just erected it..."

Seriously tho, for a water fountain, imagine being the dude that carved it. It would be the ultimate dick pic veins and all. You would be like that young dude that drew dicks on everything and was proud of it. Or the popular guy on that construction company showing off with his party trick carrying a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts to share around.

Overall tho, it'd have to be the biggest shlong shlapper people have ever seen.

Three clear ceramic ones in the center of an Olympic sized pool in three different sizes, spouting off every hour, with the veins glowing and pulsating an eerie space sound effect.

 

[deleted16543241]

Three clear ceramic ones in the center of an Olympic sized pool in three different sizes, spouting off every hour, with the veins glowing and pulsating an eerie space sound effect.

Mate that'd work. Not only would it Spurt off every hour, but during the day they would act as a sun dial....rather a shlong dial haha

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Mate that'd work. Not only would it Spurt off every hour, but during the day they would act as a sun dial....rather a shlong dial haha

I chose clear so as not appear preferring one color over the other. It might be mistaken as unilateral. Clear goes as ambiguous and omni lateral. KWIM, JELLY BEAN?

 

[shephusky]

Mate that'd work. Not only would it Spurt off every hour, but during the day they would act as a sun dial....rather a shlong dial haha

Maybe spurting milk on the hour

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Maybe spurting milk on the hour

Well if it was IN A MILK FOUNTAIN, yes, but this is a water fountain.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I thought I just remembered was the video game Leisure Suit Larry magna cum laude, and downtown by the Frat and sorority houses there is a water fountain that's close to what I'm talking about

 

[deleted16543241]

I thought I just remembered was the video game Leisure Suit Larry magna cum laude, and downtown by the Frat and sorority houses there is a water fountain that's close to what I'm talking about

Now that was quality...

 

[deleted16543241]

I chose clear so as not appear preferring one color over the other. It might be mistaken as unilateral. Clear goes as ambiguous and omni lateral. KWIM, JELLY BEAN?

A clear cock fountain... So like a giant clear cock dildo to appease all.

One addition is you could make it interactive. Have two fat set of balls the water is pumped through. People can press them to make the fountain a gusher at will

 

[bigboy9239]

Not that you'd ever do that, right, BB?

I guess if I'm thirsty enough.....

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I guess if I'm thirsty enough.....

TMI, PAUL, T...M...I.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

A clear cock fountain... So like a giant clear cock dildo to appease all.

One addition is you could make it interactive. Have two fat set of balls the water is pumped through. People can press them to make the fountain a gusher at will

Nah, the daily maintenance of wiping them down? Especially with covid? No thanks they'll have to be entertained by just the sight