I'm Not Lesser Than A Man, Except...

[SSS79]

"I'm not lesser than a man, except when it comes to ...."

Do you have the honesty & courage to complete this sentence?!

(P.S. this thread is not about feminism, It's about your sense of humor!)

 

[MickeyLee]

Oh, sweet popcorn emoji, how I miss you.

 

[MickeyLee]

1. Peeing in a bottle.
2. Spidermanning ejaculate.
3. Windmilling my genitalia.

Yeah. In no particular order. With the right bottle I could probably make #1 happen.

 

[MickeyLee]

Oh, Politically... I am far less driven to tell men what they can do with their bodies. Or what healthcare they are entitled to.

 

[MickeyLee]

Way less inclined to take advantage of an intoxicated person. No matter how they are dressed.

 

[MickeyLee]

Pay scale. That's another thing.

 

[SSS79]

1. Peeing in a bottle.
2. Spidermanning ejaculate.
3. Windmilling my genitalia.

Yeah. In no particular order. With the right bottle I could probably make #1 happen.

get the bottle you want, and I'd bet you on a hundred for that!!
#2 & #3, I SERIOUSLY didn't see that one coming!! you have a really unique way of looking at things! LOL

 

[SSS79]

Way less inclined to take advantage of an intoxicated person. No matter how they are dressed.

This is a very wicked, smart answer!

 

[SSS79]

Pay scale. That's another thing.

I hate to bring serious talk to this thread, but do you think this will eventually come to an end any soon?!

 

[LaFemme]

1. Peeing in a bottle.
2. Spidermanning ejaculate.
3. Windmilling my genitalia.

Yeah. In no particular order. With the right bottle I could probably make #1 happen.

I’d need a nut butter jar, not a bottle. Plus, women can windmill their boobs (some of us more than others. I got no comparison for ejaculate, but I can spit pretty far.

 

[MickeyLee]

I’d need a nut butter jar, not a bottle. Plus, women can windmill their boobs (some of us more than others. I got no comparison for ejaculate, but I can spit pretty far.

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Not only is Elvira Mistress of the Dark.. She's pretty much the Queen o' Tittiewhirling.

 

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Not only is Elvira Mistress of the Dark.. She's pretty much the Queen o' Tittiewhirling.

Post of the day!

 

[EllieP]

This is about all I can think of:

 

[4388301]

Complete strangers feel entitled to tell me to smile. No often, thankfully, cause make me wanna punch 'em.

 

[Holly Doors]

I can't think of much apart from not having a peen, I may look pretty feminine and I enjoy that, apart from appearances I'm a strong capable woman, I can pour a beer down my throat in one much faster than most men, I can also belch louder longer and harder than a lot of guys after drinking said beer hahaha. In fact I can put a large number of men to shame when it comes to so called 'manly activities' bring it on pmsl

 

[Scarletbegonia]

This is about all I can think of:

Given your hubby’s name here.....

 

[MickeyLee]

Given your hubby’s name here.....

 

[EllieP]

Given your hubby’s name here.....

Touché!

 

[JulieInNaplesFL]

I’d need a nut butter jar, not a bottle. Plus, women can windmill their boobs (some of us more than others. I got no comparison for ejaculate, but I can spit pretty far.

"but I can spit pretty far." Now that was funny. Thanks for the laugh.

 

[neutrno]

... putting the trash outside.

My man does it so much better than I would, if I had to!

... groceries shopping.

I hate shopping. My man excels in the art. My hero!