Important Statistics

[jakeatolla]

The Global Facts ... At Any Given Moment:

Fact: 79,000,000 people are engaged in intercourse right now.

Fact: 58,000,000 are kissing.

Fact: 37,000,000 are getting/giving oral sex.

Fact: 1 lonely f **ker is reading this... You hang in there, Sunshine!

 

[Not_Punny]

Uh, oh! You found me out!

 

[dj30905]

The Global Facts ... At Any Given Moment:

Fact: 79,000,000 people are engaged in intercourse right now.

Fact: 58,000,000 are kissing.

Fact: 37,000,000 are getting/giving oral sex.

Fact: 1 lonely f **ker is reading this... You hang in there, Sunshine!

Fact: 1 lonely f**ker had to miss out to type this....Take one for the team!

 

[hockeyguy741]

I'll try....