"Internet Cup-Size"

[Mr. Snakey]

Breast size was never a big deal to me. More of a booty man myself. Tits just hang. Thats all they do. Now a big booty shakes like Jello. I like em' thick. Big bonned with a nice grill. All kinds of country. No how to do a relaxer. Wear White Diamonds and know what time it is. Juicy and know how to play dozens and talk cash shit.

 

[B_cigarbabe]

Wasn't meant like that. One I drug it out of, as I was curious, the "36DDDD" really put it out there.

Moreover it was more sarcastic.. and indeed I feel for the ladies (and guys) that get the let down on length.

...sounds like a ol timey country western song ...."I was let down on life, let down on love, and let down on length." Ok that sucked.

If she said she was a 36DDDD by gum,she damn well better be!
Faceking maybe she meant 36 Duh,duh,duh,duh!
Hahaha! Sorry,but I liked your country song!
cigarbabe:saevil:

 

[faceking]

...Thats all they do. Now a big booty shakes like Jello. I like em' thick. Big bonned with a nice grill. All kinds of country. No how to do a relaxer. Wear White Diamonds ...
know what time it is. Juicy and know how to play dozens and talk cash shit.

Dang... very beat poet.... moreover, very Tom Waits.....

"Bra straps give in to the gravity, as they snap in the melancholic night, as 36DDs cast a cool naive shadow over the hot pavement of anticipation."

Right on, right on...

 

[Belladona]

most women really don't know what size their breasts are, so it's not a surprise that they may advertise falsely.

I worked in a Victoria's Secret store before college and I can say that this is largely true. Women don't have a clue what size they really are. Rather than admit their ignorance and allow me to measure them, they stubbornly continued to purchased bras that smashed, misshaped or overwhelmed their poor breasts. Their loss I suppose... as a nice bra can work miracles.

This goes both ways of course, as plenty of men are totally ignorant as to how bra sizing works and thus unable to conjure up an accurate image of a woman's bust purely based on some mystical numeral/letter sizing system. I always choke back laughs when I read or hear a guy say something similar to: "she had the most amazing large breasts! They had to be 52Ds!", without a clue that the woman he just described resembles a bloated whiskey barrel with a couple oranges nailed to it.

 

[Redbabe01]

Yeah I agree that a lot of women don't really know what size they are. I wear a 34C, but sometimes have to buy a 36C depending on what brand it is. Bras are super confusing!!!

 

[Holly38G]

Anyone who tells you they wear a cup size of EEEE is lying. No brassiere manufacturer, on both sides of the Atlantic, uses that cup size. Sounds like someone who knows nothing pretending. The same with a DDDD. The last time a DDDD was made was at least 25 years ago. Since then most manufacters don't even do DDD, they call them E or, depending on the maker, an F. The sizes often run ...C, D, DD, F, G or some makers use...C, D, E, F, G, GG, H, and some go C, D, DD, F, FF, G, GG,...you get the idea. No rhyme or reason to it.
The DDDD hasn't been used even by the Sears catalog in at least 25 years. The makers all use F or G depending on how they do their sizes. Ignore someone who says they are a EEEE. No such thing. Now that would probably be a real size of H or G or FF depending on who makes the bra. Gets even wilder on sizes on the largest cups. I wear an H and sometimes a HH or even an I depending on who makes it and my time of the month. They don't even make a bra my mother can wear. All of hers are custom made.

 

[StudentofLife]

Rule of thumb....Breasts are Beautifull no matter what size YUM

 

[36DD]

Holly, here in US they do have DDD's but you're right, they are also labeled as F, it gets so confusing!

 

[Holly38G]

Holly, here in US they do have DDD's but you're right, they are also labeled as F, it gets so confusing!

I live in Houston! LOL. I never said that they don't make DDDs. Most don't though. Many stop at DD and those that do, most of them don't use DDD but go to E or F for their styles. A DDD is not standard for some reason as a size but E or EE or F is depending on who the maker is. But even then most stores don't stock anything above DD. I get all mine from a specialty shop here in Houston. They custom make all my mothers bras and some of mine, but I can also wear some styles by Fantasie, Goddess, Freya, Fancee, Aviana, Panache and some others. Custom are outrageously expensive but when that is all that works there are no other choices available. Some makers are making L cups now but that is a still a long way from being big enough for my mother.
For those who can be fitted without custom I love the Bras and Bra Sized Swimsuits Store Specializing in Full Figure Bras and Plus Size Swimsuit Shopping site. Wonderful service and they are fast too. I highly recommend them.

 

[faceking]

Anyone who tells you they wear a cup size of EEEE is lying. No brassiere manufacturer, on both sides of the Atlantic, uses that cup size. Sounds like someone who knows nothing pretending. The same with a DDDD. The last time a DDDD was made was at least 25 years ago. Since then most manufacters don't even do DDD, they call them E or, depending on the maker, an F. The sizes often run ...C, D, DD, F, G or some makers use...C, D, E, F, G, GG, H, and some go C, D, DD, F, FF, G, GG,...you get the idea. No rhyme or reason to it.
The DDDD hasn't been used even by the Sears catalog in at least 25 years. The makers all use F or G depending on how they do their sizes. Ignore someone who says they are a EEEE. No such thing. Now that would probably be a real size of H or G or FF depending on who makes the bra. Gets even wilder on sizes on the largest cups. I wear an H and sometimes a HH or even an I depending on who makes it and my time of the month. They don't even make a bra my mother can wear. All of hers are custom made.

Thank you... forgot to mention that was an odd way to quote it... although she did also mention 36FF.

i dated a G-cup... no make that just tried to hookup to see/enjoy them (young and selfish)... nonetheless, I think she bought bras with bridge cable built in....

and for the record... I'm not a "size king"

 

[faceking]

I live in Houston! LOL. I never said that they don't make DDDs. Most don't though. Many stop at DD and those that do, most of them don't use DDD but go to E or F for their styles. A DDD is not standard for some reason as a size but E or EE or F is depending on who the maker is. But even then most stores don't stock anything above DD. I get all mine from a specialty shop here in Houston. They custom make all my mothers bras and some of mine, but I can also wear some styles by Fantasie, Goddess, Freya, Fancee, Aviana, Panache and some others. Custom are outrageously expensive but when that is all that works there are no other choices available. Some makers are making L cups now but that is a still a long way from being big enough for my mother.
For those who can be fitted without custom I love the Bras and Bra Sized Swimsuits Store Specializing in Full Figure Bras and Plus Size Swimsuit Shopping site. Wonderful service and they are fast too. I highly recommend them.

Ok, so that site has a 32JJ bra.... do you realize... i mean, that's like your chest comprises 25% of your total body weight. her chiropractor must be a wealthy individual ...

 

[Guy-jin]

You mean it's not just men lying about sizes!? *shocked*

*also shocked*

 

[naughty]

Online or off I belong to the Triple T committee. and I am happy with it! LOL! A solid B.