I've got just such a weird question that is rattling in my head.

[akbakb]

There's this woman I know who is in a new city that is significantly smaller. She will never be one to sign up for a site like this, but I thought it would be interesting to maybe put 2 people together from someone that may be on this site. She is not on any dating site or any app. She is very attractive and a very friendly person.

I thought I'd ask a guy what he wanted to tell her about himself.

His response was:

"Sort of a specialist in loosening tight and tiny pussies Always happy to make a new friend. Not looking to settle down."

Is there really any woman in the world that is actually turned on by a comment like that?

I seriously am really curious. That screams run away to me.

 

[LaFemme]

Very barfy.

 

[akbakb]

Very barfy.

Right? I'm not thinking the ways have changed.....

 

[LaFemme]

Right? I'm not thinking the ways have changed.....

Yeah, that’s not cute.

 

[NakedSteel]

"Sort of a specialist in loosening tight and tiny pussies Always happy to make a new friend. Not looking to settle down."

Is there really any woman in the world that is actually turned on by a comment like that?

Definitely not. Even if I as a woman would only look for an affair or casual sex, such a saying would be the absolute killer and the contact would be over before it started.

 

[MickeyLee]

It's almost 1am and my vagina is sad.

 

[akbakb]

It's almost 1am and my vagina is sad.

Maybe this guy can loosen it for you

 

[MickeyLee]

Now my vagina is a lil stabby.

 

[1277255]

Any human who wants to say hello with an opening line about their dick or sexual preference (especially to a complete stranger) is an immediate red flag. Zero arousal. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.

 

[akbakb]

Any human who wants to say hello with an opening line about their dick or sexual preference (especially to a complete stranger) is an immediate red flag. Zero arousal. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.

I was just wondering that so many connections happen through the phone nowadays, that something like this might actually happen. He said he was 8.5 and thick too. I mean, I dunno, maybe the younger generation (I feel old saying that) doesn't like to waste anytime? I responded that he his probably 6 and thinks a magnum is actually a large condom. I was taken aback by his original comment. There was no way I was passing that on to my friend. I forget what else I was saying, but he thought I was lecturing him. I definitely said something along the lines of no woman would ever respond to that and if they did I hope he gets tested frequently. He said something about if she was on tinder, she would already know him. I was like wtf creep. She is not on any app and doesn't ever want to be.

 

[EllieP]

I've always said if you have told me anything about your weenie before I see it personally, I will never see it.

 

[yuptheyrefake]

You might have sample bias. If you're asking a guy on a big dick site what he'd say to a women he might lead with "I have a big dick" just because of the context.

That said, so many red flags it looks like bunting at a Chinese communist party rally

 

[deleted17651521]

There's this woman I know who is in a new city that is significantly smaller. She will never be one to sign up for a site like this, but I thought it would be interesting to maybe put 2 people together from someone that may be on this site. She is not on any dating site or any app. She is very attractive and a very friendly person.

I thought I'd ask a guy what he wanted to tell her about himself.

His response was:

"Sort of a specialist in loosening tight and tiny pussies Always happy to make a new friend. Not looking to settle down."

Is there really any woman in the world that is actually turned on by a comment like that?

I seriously am really curious. That screams run away to me.

It screams "I have a micro penis and cum in 2 seconds" lol