Jack laugher

I’d love to go on a romantic holiday with Jack where we go sight seeing, lazing by the pool, eating out and making love every night
Why does this sound like a GCSE French speaking exam, but in English?
 
Good grief.
Has he padded himself for the views?
I mean, other photos show that he's obviously got a fairly decent sized packet, but THAT just looks absurdly huge.
We’ve seen enough pics of him to confidently say he’s got big, heavy, balls that hang low. Briefs can support him but in boxers the fabric is just too loose. His dick has girth but is not big, in this pic it will be flopping around with his balls.