Jacking while driving

[MrGoodDate]

another subject, but connected. I hate the zippers on blue jeans. I wish they would make them longer and softer. Would make playing with self more comfortable. Any comments???

 

[someperson]

Does anyone ever do this?? Would it be done more on highways or city roads. I've never done it but know a couple friends (1gay 1 straight) that have done it. Is it more common than I thought, especially with smart phones being the norm (for checking out sites or ads for entertainment)

Just the rhythm of the "bumps" on freeway causes mini orgasms for me..

 

[LisaMarie]

fuck the "click it or ticket" commercials

this thread will be the reason why i will put my seat belt on every time i get into a car smh

LMFAO!!! :lmao: "dick-it so click it" ?

 

[The Dragon]

another subject, but connected. I hate the zippers on blue jeans. I wish they would make them longer and softer. Would make playing with self more comfortable. Any comments???

Levi 501 button fly jeans.

Can I get a HELL YEAH!!!

 

[SilverTrain]

Levi 501 button fly jeans.

Can I get a HELL YEAH!!!

You certainly can. I broke in a pair many moons ago...Like butter they were, so soft, so malleable......the buttons were like nipples.........Mmmmmm...

 

[B_Bjen2848]

LMFAO!!! :lmao: "dick-it so click it" ?

cops are trained to see your penis while you drive

 

[Silvertip]

I do it all the time and even have a photo album devoted to the subject:
http://www.lpsg.org/members/silvertip/albums/on+the+road+again/

As for the concerns expressed by lovinglife, LaFemme and sbat I can only say that it doesn't distract me from my driving responsibilities. In fact I find it far less distracting than eating, drinking, talking on the phone or changing stations on the radio while driving. As a licensed pilot I have to be good at multitasking and, believe me, dick in one hand steering wheel in the other presents no danger to others from me. Of course I'm sure it would vary with the individual, so we all must make that determination of what is safe to do and what is not. For example I never allow myself to even get close to orgasm while driving. I've experienced the orgasmic distraction while driving when receiving head from my passenger. That was scary and if I ever feel myself getting close while driving from now on I'll pull over in a discreet place to finish the job.

 

[EllieP]

I have to think that this is a bit more distracting than talking on a cell phone.

 

[LilQueenofSpades]

great topic. Yes. i always wanted to try it for years. until recently i'd jacked off my hubby on the road but never myself.

finally did it last month on a road trip and it was so much fun, me driving, watching vids on the smart phone, he wakes up, notices and gets a big hard on. He lets it out of his pants and then we're both spankin. like the ladies have said, multitasking comes natural. we've done it 2x more since then on long road trips. We travel a lot!

 

[Miscer]

Not cool, moron. You could cause an accident and kill someone.

 

[lovinglife]

great topic. Yes. i always wanted to try it for years. until recently i'd jacked off my hubby on the road but never myself.

finally did it last month on a road trip and it was so much fun, me driving, watching vids on the smart phone, he wakes up, notices and gets a big hard on. He lets it out of his pants and then we're both spankin. like the ladies have said, multitasking comes natural. we've done it 2x more since then on long road trips. We travel a lot!

I kind of hope you get in a car crash. Driving, watching a video AND masturbating while driving. You are a disgrace.

As for the concerns expressed by lovinglife, LaFemme and sbat I can only say that it doesn't distract me from my driving responsibilities. In fact I find it far less distracting than eating, drinking, talking on the phone or changing stations on the radio while driving. As a licensed pilot I have to be good at multitasking and, believe me, dick in one hand steering wheel in the other presents no danger to others from me. Of course I'm sure it would vary with the individual, so we all must make that determination of what is safe to do and what is not. For example I never allow myself to even get close to orgasm while driving. I've experienced the orgasmic distraction while driving when receiving head from my passenger. That was scary and if I ever feel myself getting close while driving from now on I'll pull over in a discreet place to finish the job.

What you think and what reality is, are entirely different things. Talk to an alcoholic about drunk driving. "Oh, I am fine... I actually drive better when drunk!" No... no you dont. You are an idiot. This isnt a case of multitasking, its a case of distractions. As you start to feel that orgasm coming, you are going to be huuuuuuuugely distracted. This thread should belong in the fictitious stories section, at least I HOPE that it should.

 

[sbat]

I kind of hope you get in a car crash. Driving, watching a video AND masturbating while driving. You are a disgrace.


What you think and what reality is, are entirely different things. Talk to an alcoholic about drunk driving. "Oh, I am fine... I actually drive better when drunk!" No... no you dont. You are an idiot. This isnt a case of multitasking, its a case of distractions. As you start to feel that orgasm coming, you are going to be huuuuuuuugely distracted. This thread should belong in the fictitious stories section, at least I HOPE that it should.

<Mutters> Debbie downer...

 

[lovinglife]

<Mutters> Debbie downer...

Sorry, but seeing shit like this would infuriate me (doing dumb stuff while driving is a huge peeve of mine... like texting while driving). Keep it to being at work, in a movie theater, or some other public setting. Keep it to fantasy.

 

[Necromantic]

I've done this about twice.

There are sites that offer erotic literature for people who are visually impaired, essentially, audio readings of sex stories. It's like listening to a really hot audiobook and I don't have to take my eyes off the road.

I do quite a bit of driving on back country roads late at night. Long stretches of straight road with no traffic and the only real hazard on the road being the occasional deer. Here's a little video from my dashcam.

I've occasionally jerked off while driving, not anywhere near highway speed. It can be kind of nice, with the windows down and cool night air on your junk. Not something I do often of course and I'm aware of the danger and don't want to put myself or anyone else in harms way. Just thought I'd share.

 

[D_Dick_S_Lapp]

Dang, i think this beats driving while drunk hands down....or up...or just maybe one hand.

 

[travis7]

I have. been a while..but if in the mood.. I will stroke it... being in a truck.. eay to get away with.

 

[simbablk]

I kind of hope you get in a car crash. Driving, watching a video AND masturbating while driving. You are a disgrace.

Wishing someone gets into a car accident because you don't agree with what they're doing is quite harsh. I understand your passion for safety and your opinion that it's unsafe - but your passion for safety is quelled when comments like this are made. You don't like it - we get it. Well, at least I do. But don't kill your position on safety by wishing gets harmed in the process.


Simba

 

[dangly]

If I'm alone and bored on a long car trip, I'll sometimes beat off a little.

More often than not, though, I'll leave the pants closed and rub the bulge.

 

[B_Craiggers]

I did this once, on the highway, when I was much younger and much less wise, for the express purpose of lowering my purity score because I thought mine was too high.

 

[Silvertip]

... As you start to feel that orgasm coming, you are going to be huuuuuuuugely distracted ...

If you had read my post with both your eyes and mind wide open, something you are apparently not capable of doing, you would have noticed that I said I never even allow myself to approach orgasm while driving.

... You are an idiot ...

And you sir bring to my mind the venerable words of Bugs Bunny, "What a maroon!"