Jake Gyllenhaal

Obviously, there are legit pics of naked celebrities on the internet. We've all seen 'em.

But who believes that a superstar like JG would pose for a photo like this? Even one taken by a lover?

Get real.
 
There was a guy at our Christmas party who looked so much like Jake Gyllenhaal that all I could do was stare at him all night. I just wanted to suck his dick and call him Jake.