Joel kinnaman (takeshi kovacs from altered carbon) naked

I wish someone would post that instagram video where he appeard naked by mistake, I need to see him naked

The article says his girlfriend told him it looked like he had the AC on extra cold that day. He is naked but probably way less than impressive. He said the same on Altered Carbon. It was so cold filming the naked gel scenes he shrank up.
 
The article says his girlfriend told him it looked like he had the AC on extra cold that day. He is naked but probably way less than impressive. He said the same on Altered Carbon. It was so cold filming the naked gel scenes he shrank up.

Joel Kinnaman Accidentally Posted a Naked Video to Instagram

Article is from 2019. Joel states only 25,000 saw the live video where he was naked through the mirror refelction. Never heard of this until you mentioned it.
 
What I hate about his modelling pics is that it appears he's wearing a cock shield, not sure if that's the right term. I know back in the day, 90s male underwear models would shove a slice of bread, I'm not kidding, down the front of the briefs/shorts. You'd still see a bulge, kinda, but no definition. Almost a Ken doll, but not quite. I want to see if he dresses left or right, I want to try to make it his cock head and determine if he's cut or uncut, at least make a guess. No info can be gleaned from his bulge.
 
What I hate about his modelling pics is that it appears he's wearing a cock shield, not sure if that's the right term. I know back in the day, 90s male underwear models would shove a slice of bread, I'm not kidding, down the front of the briefs/shorts. You'd still see a bulge, kinda, but no definition. Almost a Ken doll, but not quite. I want to see if he dresses left or right, I want to try to make it his cock head and determine if he's cut or uncut, at least make a guess. No info can be gleaned from his bulge.
Is this like those cake bulge tiktok boys do?
 
Is this like those cake bulge tiktok boys do?
No idea. I honestly can't stand the majority of those Tik Tok videos, the stupid dances are offensive to my senses and sex drive. The only ones that I've seen that have peaked my interest are the silhouette ones.
 
No idea. I honestly can't stand the majority of those Tik Tok videos, the stupid dances are offensive to my senses and sex drive. The only ones that I've seen that have peaked my interest are the silhouette ones.
I mean same. Can't stand tiktok. I only learned that they do that cake thing from another thread here. Funny how these boys seem to love stuffing bread or cake in their crotch to show bulge
 
I mean same. Can't stand tiktok. I only learned that they do that cake thing from another thread here. Funny how these boys seem to love stuffing bread or cake in their crotch to show bulge
Well, I mean... I haven't seen those videos, and I'm kinda glad since I don't get with cake abuse.

I was thinking after I posted about the use of slices of bread, and I was wondering if that could give a guy a yeast infection, or make them susceptible to jock itch/athletes foot if the crotch. Gross, I know. Cake could be just as unhealthy in the nether regions, all the sugar would certainty feed a yeast infection, or other fungal grossness. So, don't shove bread or cake down your pants, you won't catch any bears, and you might catch something gross.

And here's my payment for rambling. In the last pic, don't you think that sometimes he doesn't look like the same person in Altered Carbon? proxy.gif
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He's also hot in the astronaut remade history/scifi show "For All Mankind."
No skin shown (except a brief shower-upper chest only), but he's a cute astronaut.
There is also a gay and lesbian sidebar story line not involving his character.
 

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