John Boehner

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  1. pirola

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    I´ve noticed that Boehner always shows an enormous bulge wich he tries to hide (I can´t understand why he´s so ashamed of such a heavenly gift). In fact, it´s so big that he might have some kind of hernia or something (I don´t think so, because hernia surgery is easy and cheap). Anybody knows some story about this man´s sexual life?
    I´m in Spain, the only thing I know about him is that he has extreme right wingideology, so I guess he only has sex with his wife
     
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    Here in the US, we are thinking about a game counting the number of times his name is mispronounced. It's supposed to be pronounced "Baner".... but somehow "Boner" seems far more appropriate.
     
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    Yeeuuck!

    I'm not into old, alcoholic, Oompa-Loompas!
     
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    Never once have I seen anything resembling a bulge in even one picture of this guy. What do you mean?
     
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    Finally the Republicans have a Boner.
     
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    Republican with teabagging boners..............and they say the Gays are perves.
     
  7. pirola

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    Well, I opened this thread for all the bulge-hunters like me. Trust me, I am an expert, and his package is enormous. He is very very careful hiding it, but from time to time you can see his stuff when he is sitting. I´d put some pictures, but there are few where the thing is visible.
     
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    I've noticed this bulge of his, especially when he wears jeans. I don't know that I'd quite describe it as enormous, but it is big enough to notice. And you can indeed tell that he tries to cover it up or that he senses the audience might be noticing it. Anyway, here's a post I made about his looks in a previous thread.

    As for his sexual life, it has been rumored that he's having/had an affair with a lobbyist of some sort. I can't recall the exact details now, but it was talked about a few weeks ago a fair amount.
     
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    somebody, please!
     
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    Ha ha...Good one.
     
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    he looks like he has saggy mooops but calves look ok nd of course the orange thing.
     
  13. pirola

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    Ok, check this one out:
    Getty Images - Navegador no compatible detectado
    This is the only good picture of "the thing" I found surfing the whole internet. I could get a life as a bulge rater (if there is a God, that´s the only talent he gave me) and Boehner holds something meaty down there, there´s no doubt about it. It could be that he´s hung like a horse, or that he has huge balls, or may be an hernia, but there is something and he tries to hide it. I am homosexual and an atheist, so this bigot would probably be very pleased so send me to spend my holidays on Guantanamo... but still I find him cute, he´s atractive, looks like a closeted drag queen who suffers his confinement and is waiting for someone to out him. I gladly would! :-D
    http://www.nytimes.com/2010/09/12/us/politics/12boehner.html?_r=1
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    The new Weeper of the House has a big cock? Yikes.
     
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    The guy is a Repub...which means he IS a big dick. Will do they are wired to do.....hate, instill fear, cater to the rich, make life miserable to millions, etc....THEY are SCUM....and he is their Speaker now!
     
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    oh, man! :love: :love: :love: :love:
     
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    he's orange.
     
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    He has been known to cheat in the past.I'm curious to know if he is hung.
     
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    WOW! He seem to be very big.WOW!:eek:
     
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    i think he s sexy. i would fuck the shit out of him.
     
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