Hhmmm...
COUGHforfuck'ssakewhynotCOUGH...What about if I bend this way instead? How's about this way or that way? Wait a second...hold my beer....[sets down camera][shouting over shoulder]....HEY HUHN ("what?) COULD YOU COME HERE FOR A SEC?!? (seriously what? I have my hands literally full of that nasty mustard shit again changing YOUR kids diaper...I told you not to buy that beet/carrot blend...) Oh sorry right I forgot...ANYWAY... WELL...The gay dudes need a better angle than I can do myself. Would you please hold the camera? (wait...what? AGAIN???) UHMMMbaby...if I remember right, it was YOU who told me to cultivate "the duel income not kids" demographic more...plus you said it turned you on to think about one of those dudes and I doing it, besides didn't you say we needed a new air conditioner?....and I promise to let you use the big black one on me next time.....SO.....
(Oh for fucks sake FINE...give me a sec, but take off those damn boxer briefs...they...never work on camera.)....THANKS BABE...
[turns back toward camera] Anyway...so, I just bought this new frog spinner and I'm telling you, the bass just go ape shit for it...[reaches over camera exposing armpit hair], besides you can never go wrong with too much bait...
