Jonah falcon - largest penis?

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The belief that Jonah Falcon has the largest penis seems to crop up every few years. People seem to just accept it as gospel. Where's the evidence?

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This is not an attack thread. This is a search for facts.
 
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Why do you want evidence? I mean how would you knowing for certain wether or not if his penis the biggest in the world, benefit you in anyway? You going to break that out as a snapple fact one day? You going use it as conversation piece? Going to be on jeopardy and they ask who has the biggest penis in the world? Having that information is stupid and pointless.
 
I watched some mini documentary on him when I first discovered him. He's such a douche. He spoke about how he hates women just wanting him cos they're curious about his dick but then they showed him on a first date with a woman (not sure if it was a blind date) and im pretty sure he was talking about his dick anyway (or at least making hints about it). Just like those guys who complain about getting gold digging women yet from the first date they flash their money around and brag about how much they have.

I highly doubt he has the biggest cock... no one has even seen it have they? He probably just gave up on life and decided to tell the world how big his cock is to try to feel like he's the man. I'm sure there's plenty of other bigger guys around who are just happily living in modesty.
 
Could be wrong in some cases, but it seems that the people who question whether or not he does in fact have the world's largest penis, or whether there is someone out there that's larger, all seem to believe that there is truth to his claimed size and that someone has actually seen and validated his claims. When you read enough to realize that this is not the case and he's not actually anywhere near that size, he has no more chance than any random person with a decent sized dick does.
 
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The belief that Jonah Falcon has the largest penis seems to crop up every few years. People seem to just accept it as gospel. Where's the evidence?

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It's like "The Most Beautiful Person in The World". Are they really? 200,000 people per day are added to the planet. We we capturing all those? ;)
 
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Proof was shown on British Television quite some time ago.
The photos shown on the program prove he has a huge cock.
Who cares? I don't. The poor soul can't fuck women and gays also have a problem with his size
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Proof was shown on British Television quite some time ago.
I'm pretty sure I've seen all that stuff and there has never been anything remotely resembling proof of his claims. It's the same two or three photos that show up everywhere, otherwise attachments and links to said proof would have been in these threads long long ago. While I'm sure he has a large penis, I have a very strong suspicion that (disregarding the foreskin,etc.) he's no bigger than most big dick guys who show off photos online in places like this, and most likely nowhere near the size of some of today's "monster dick" class of pornstars (who sadly will also claim absurd sizes most of the time o_O ).
 
I'm pretty sure I've seen all that stuff and there has never been anything remotely resembling proof of his claims. It's the same two or three photos that show up everywhere, otherwise attachments and links to said proof would have been in these threads long long ago. While I'm sure he has a large penis, I have a very strong suspicion that (disregarding the foreskin,etc.) he's no bigger than most big dick guys who show off photos online in places like this, and most likely nowhere near the size of some of today's "monster dick" class of pornstars (who sadly will also claim absurd sizes most of the time o_O ).
I dont even think the one that claims to even be him, is just a random guy pretending to be him


I mean gezz look at all the stock photos and potato vision photos from 30 years ago YAWN....

who even owns a Polaroid anymore? a 80 year old guy?
 
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Lol. :D When Jonah Falcon googles himself every so often I'm sure he's quite amused.