Jonah falcon - largest penis?

[Crooked Cock]

George Takai & Jonah Falcon

 

[someperson]

does not look very close to 13 inches or 9 inches soft size claimed that is more like 6" x 5" soft size

 

[Fuzzy_]

I highly doubt he has the biggest cock... no one has even seen it have they? He probably just gave up on life and decided to tell the world how big his cock is to try to feel like he's the man. I'm sure there's plenty of other bigger guys around who are just happily living in modesty.

But is it he biggest? There seems to be plenty of opinions but not much evidence either way.

 

[Snakebyte]

He may be the biggest dick on earth. He was a member here some years ago. Holy fuck, what a douche he was. And he definitely is a fraud and not even close to his claims.

 

[TinyPrincess]

He may be the biggest dick on earth. He was a member here some years ago. Holy fuck, what a douche he was. And he definitely is a fraud and not even close to his claims.

He's still here - bumping his own threads every few months to keep being a topic...

 

[Snakebyte]

He's still here - bumping his own threads every few months to keep being a topic...

What a loser. Not that we didn't know that before though

 

[TinyPrincess]

What a loser. Not that we didn't know that before though

Come on - you can't be a loser if

• John Holmes is your dad
• You have the biggest cock ever measured - not by yourself but by HBO
• Your cock is in the Guinness book of world records
• You've been stopped by the TSA in California because if your enormous bulge
• You've been stopped by the airport police in the Philippines because of your bulge

Alas, none of the above is true...

But as he's a member, the ToS applies

 

[Fuzzy_]

Fuzzy has no ill will against Jonah Falcon. Fuzzy is just looking for some evidence that Falcon is the biggest there is. So far, there doesn't seem to be much.

 

[Shepardson]

Fuzzy,

Assuming you're not just trying to stir things up, the point people are trying to make is that there is *no* truth to the whole "world's largest penis/13.5inch" thing. Our wonderful Y2K tabloid media people picked it up and ran with it because it pulls in viewers and readers. Anyone on this site has probably seen plenty of people with larger penises.

Take Care (and no offense meant)

 

[rtg]

He's still here - bumping his own threads every few months to keep being a topic...

Haha really? What's his username?

 

[dirkjesje]

His username = his name. (JonahFalcon)
His avatar = his face.

 

[rtg]

His username = his name. (JonahFalcon)
His avatar = his face.

Ohh ok thanks... I haven't seen him around

 

[TinyPrincess]

Ohh ok thanks... I haven't seen him around

You're lucky

 

[jalabi99]

they dont even sell film for it

Yes they do.

 

[someperson]

yeah at 3.75$ per print it's really worth it... when i can use a digital camera and a photo printing machine for pennies per print

 

[HomeOfTheWhopper]

JOHAN FALCON.

 

[JaPret]

JOHAN FALCON.

It looks so average lol

 

[Nosuportneeded]

JOHAN FALCON.

Never actually watched that. What a hoot. I’m used to dick liars, but that is just crazy to hear him say that it’s longer than 12.5” and then see him whip out THAT

Like 7” nbp. Maaaaaaybe. But 13” if you say so

Like we are buying that you got your dick up your ass. Insulting, yet entertaining

 

[prepstudinsc]

There is a difference in being the biggest dick and having the biggest dick. I'm afraid that he qualifies as the first.

 

[ItsAll4Kim]

Never actually watched that. What a hoot. I’m used to dick liars, but that is just crazy to hear him say that it’s longer than 12.5” and then see him whip out THAT

Like 7” nbp. Maaaaaaybe. But 13” if you say so

Like we are buying that you got your dick up your ass. Insulting, yet entertaining

I wonder if it leaves a shadow? I hear the biggest ones don't.......