JUST punchlines

[MattMatt]

OK everybody has their fav jokes and sometimes they are so popular that all you have to say is the punchline and everybody gets it. Got it?

Punchline from my fav joke is;

....and Li'l red Riding hood pulls out a 45 and aims it at the wolf and says

"SCREW THAT! Youre gonna EAT me just like the book said ! ":tongue: :haha:

 

[rawbone8]

...

Eats shoots and leaves

 

[hungnhairy]

my fav is.

The evil step mother from snow white and the seven dwarfs says to the mirror. " mirror mirror on the wall who is the prettiest of them all" the mirror smiled and gave a grunt " not you, you ugly cunt!!!"

lol

 

[rawbone8]

...

Two. One to screw in the lightbulb. And one to SUCK MY DICK.

 

[Pecker]

"You think your're in bad shape, there's a lady up on the 2nd floor that's stuck on a doorknob."

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

"that's not weird enough, " the doc said, "Just this morning I had a woman come in with a case of athlete's cunt."

 

[Gillette]

"I'm Puddles"

also

"Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?"

 

[jakeatolla]

- I never said she was crazy, I said She was FUCKING Goofy!!!

- Twenty dollars, the same as in town

- I never asked for a twelve inch Pianist !!!!

 

[hypolimnas]

It only takes one nail to hang a picture.

 

[Matthew]

"No, I'm a frayed knot."

 

[jdcnow]

Misprint in an organization's newsletter:

"Let's all wish Mr. Sanders all the best as he goes back to the doctors for more testes."

LOL:biggrin1:

 

[joyboytoy79]

only 2, but they have to be VERY small!

 

[JustAsking]

No, the penguin is my lawyer.

 

[BarebackJack]

So after giving the gentleman a cup of coffee to calm his nerves, the Madam goes to the stairs and calls up, "HARRY, THE DEAD ONE IN THE BASEMENT'S FULL AGAIN!"
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Because she kept sitting on Pinnocchio's face and saying "Lie to me, lie to me"
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Jesus looks down from the cross at his disciple, all bloody and battered, and says in a weak voice, "Peter... I can see your house from up here"

 

[BarebackJack]

"Hmm... gotta get bees out first" (send a private message for the whole joke)

 

[that_other_guy]

take your hand off of it

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the one in New Orleans

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12-gauge pumps

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taxi

 

[Aloha!]

One, he waits for the world to turn around him/her/it.

 

[StMonkey]

an old childhood favorite:

It popped...
and so did the fat lady

 

[Ethyl]

"Wood eye, wood eye!"

"Harelip, harelip!"

 

[LongPhatDong]

Rectum? Damn near killed him!