She looked the store manager in the eye, and repeating the offensive gestures said, "head of lettuce, turkey breast, chicken thighs, and a bottle of Fantastic!"
After seeing this, the little boy ran back to his room, lay in the center of his bed, touched himself everywhere, and said, "I need a bike, I need a bike, I need a bike!"
The doctor said, "I see what the problem is: You're two tents."
"Nope. Science."
"Naaaarf. But whatever they looked like, they'd be loved. Poit!"
The check was returned with a letter in response. "Sir, I do not see how anyone could expect a room so nice to go unoccupied for long. As for its size, it is just right; perhaps you did not have enough furniture to fill it. Also, there was plenty of heat if only you'd known how to turn it on. "