Humor doesn't always come across on the web unfortunately. :frown1: Try to imagine that your friend is saying things to you instead of someone you don't like saying things to you. On this board it helps. Just because smilies aren't used in every post doesn't mean that the person posting it is criticizing you harshly. :biggrin1:
Is this your first time shaving your crotch? Shave your balls too? Personally I think men should be hairy and touchy. Ok real men should be "big hairy beasts with 8 hands".
You get bonus points if you can name that movie quote.