kill this thread

you don't like? how about this one

My lovely senorita is sweeter than the apples grown in winter
I love her so badly, she just shakes me madly and I will always be her man.
Her husband always hits her and treats her like she was nothing,
so I decide to kill that swine and I'm gonna do it now.
I put some poison in his morning-coffee, he enters the arena.
The torro realizes at once: This is an easy game for me!