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post in minuscole or you're screaming
Oh you mean I shouldn't post in all CAPS or I'm yelling?!? LOL... yes, I'm laughing out loud, loudly.:wink:
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[FONT=times, times new roman]You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar, unless you're using this new premium honey-flavored vinegar. Have you tried it? It's incredible − you're expecting a sour, vinegary taste, but then you're hit with this explosion of sweetness on the tip of your tongue, and you think, "Jesus, did I accidentally mix honey into olive oil for this salad dressing?" and you recheck your condiments shelf and deduce that, in fact, you did absentmindedly spoon some Hawaiian honey into your dressing, so then you wash out the dressing jar and refill it with olive oil and the honey-flavored vinegar, and it's not quite as sugary as before, but it's different, at least, and you recognize that getting overexcited for a new kind of salad dressing probably suggests there's some essential lack in your life, and you think about that for a while as you chew your salad and watch a Two and a Half Men rerun.
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[FONT=times, times new roman]You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar, unless you're using this new premium honey-flavored vinegar. Have you tried it? It's incredible − you're expecting a sour, vinegary taste, but then you're hit with this explosion of sweetness on the tip of your tongue, and you think, "Jesus, did I accidentally mix honey into olive oil for this salad dressing?" and you recheck your condiments shelf and deduce that, in fact, you did absentmindedly spoon some Hawaiian honey into your dressing, so then you wash out the dressing jar and refill it with olive oil and the honey-flavored vinegar, and it's not quite as sugary as before, but it's different, at least, and you recognize that getting overexcited for a new kind of salad dressing probably suggests there's some essential lack in your life, and you think about that for a while as you chew your salad and watch a Two and a Half Men rerun.
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As mother used to say, "2e2ywydkahkejhqkjmgkgskdqw" (she never made sense when screaming at me to eat my dinner).
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By the time my mom got my name out of her mouth..... I'd forgotten what I did wrong. Being the youngest of 4, she called me everyone else's name first.
I was the youngest of 5 and the biggest trouble maker. Add to that her reverting to her native language when angry, you can imagine the way my eyes would just pop out and stare in utter confusion.
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LOL... my mom's native language is Hoosier. After getting all the other siblings names out she get to my full name..... oh shjit!
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