kill this thread

I am right behind you dark lord of the sith. Unguard. :swordfight:

Unguard?? What the fuck is that, Lord HellBig of the lower Wrecked Owl Itches. Are you planning to drop your pants to shock me?

En garde, monsieur! En garde! :swordfight:
This will be the end of your internet character and this pathetic thread.

Avast, avant, you internet rapscallion, punk rampant! You see your own demise in imagining mine.

The thread and I will go on!
 
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excusez-moi but my pants are firm, up and secure,
but what is that you one handed cripple pirate crook and ugly like a blind frog,
a hole in your butt from mine mighty sword :spank:?
I think this thread it will end, it will not take too long.
 
excusez-moi but my pants are firm, up and secure,
but what is that you one handed cripple pirate crook and ugly like a blind frog,
a hole in your butt from mine mighty sword :spank:?

Pardonez-moi, Monsieur!
You one-handed hairy-palmed blind Master of the Bate from the domain of Naughty Boys. You, Sir, are a . . . man's man! Your pants may be up, secure, and firm but it looks like your zipper is not. My posterior is not for you to wax your lance to one-up me, vile and wicked overlord. My port is not for your docking. I had it cemented up.

I think this thread it will end, it will not take too long.

Sure, Pinocchio: "A dream is a wish your heart makes
when you're totaly delusional."
:biggrin1:
 
You may call me Pinocchio, you phony balony
But like Pinocchio my nose it will grow big
out of the zipper you told
right in your one useful eye
like the Cyclop Polyphemus
you will be totally blind
and then this rotten threat
it will finally die.
 
You may call me Pinocchio, you phony balony
But like Pinocchio my nose it will grow big
out of the zipper you told
right in your one useful eye
like the Cyclop Polyphemus
you will be totally blind
and then this rotten threat
it will finally die.

I love when you talk dirty to me, Big Guy!:biggrin1:

Good night, all. It's been fun.