kill this thread

Nope. Not even by a chocolate laxative, Fluffy. 'Cause I have since long killed this thread and everybody knows it; Just look at the coroner's report I have.
You mean the coroner's report that you made up and had printed out from the On-Line school for coroners? That isn't worth the Acme paper you stole from Staples to get it printed on.:tongue:
I am not reading any report that has Acme in its watermark. Nice try MC. I killed it.
Smart lady not to trust that report.
Anyway the thing is that it's like this and when I say like this I mean like yeah I am killing this thread using the garbage which I just happened to have saved in the Jersey governor's garage these last 20 years.

Backing truck up......

Dumping garbage onto thread.....


Thread breathing heavily.....


Thread no longer breathing, no pulse, no heartbeat.....



Thread officially EXPIRED! DEAD!




Rest eternally and peacefully old thread.
 
I am not reading any report that has Acme in its watermark. Nice try MC. I killed it.
Then how about the stmp of the LPSG coroner? And if you won't accept that one then try THIS ONE; **Whips Fluffy around, pulls down her pants and zaps her bare heiney with a "RIDE THE LIGHTNING CATTLE PROD"** You dare to challenge the veracity of my claim of slaying yon thread, Miss Fluffy?:irked: You'll pay for that effrontery, my confectionary coded cutie.
You mean the coroner's report that you made up and had printed out from the On-Line school for coroners? That isn't worth the Acme paper you stole from Staples to get it printed on.:tongue:
Smart lady not to trust that report.
Anyway the thing is that it's like this and when I say like this I mean like yeah I am killing this thread using the garbage which I just happened to have saved in the Jersey governor's garage these last 20 years.

Backing truck up......

Dumping garbage onto thread.....


Thread breathing heavily.....


Thread no longer breathing, no pulse, no heartbeat.....



Thread officially EXPIRED! DEAD!




Rest eternally and peacefully old thread.
You can take that garbage and remote control pour it on top of you & HORSEY Chubbs whilst you're still on from the Dollar store plate you bought in Piscataway for your "dinner date" with fat ass Christie.
I have reached behind the thread's back and slit it's throat from ear to ear in a combat maneuver and watched it bleed out. Therefore, I killed it; it's dead, so both of youse...SHADDAP.
 
Um... MC, I don't know whose hiney you're zapping but you may want to take a closer look. I'm over here, safe and sound behind a locked glass door with the ashes of this here thread that I killed. But you do carry on.
 
You can take that garbage and remote control pour it on top of you & HORSEY Chubbs whilst you're still on from the Dollar store plate you bought in Piscataway for your "dinner date" with fat ass Christie.
I have reached behind the thread's back and slit it's throat from ear to ear in a combat maneuver and watched it bleed out. Therefore, I killed it; it's dead, so both of youse...SHADDAP.

All you cut was the electric wires to your home:biggrin1: and then dropped the wire in a puddle of water which led to your car which then shuddered and broke apart.

Um... MC, I don't know whose hiney you're zapping but you may want to take a closer look. I'm over here, safe and sound behind a locked glass door with the ashes of this here thread that I killed. But you do carry on.
Rubbish! The ashes you have are from Chuck's fireplace from the logs he tossed in there whilst romancing Madeleine Albright.....Chuck is very neat and cleans the fireplace regularly.

The thread is now dead thanks to me! I will not reveal where the remains are, just that I have them secured in a very safe cave up in the hills.
 
Um... MC, I don't know whose hiney you're zapping but you may want to take a closer look. I'm over here, safe and sound behind a locked glass door with the ashes of this here thread that I killed. But you do carry on.
Sorry, Fluffy Dolly; You and your painfully obvious tasered tush simply have have no more killing power than a boring speech(Hope you like seeing pics of my tasering on on the web). Oh, I'm sorry that IS your fort'e isn't it, cause I still always retain the remains of the thread ready for disposition. you can keep your cigarette ash tray to your self as i have always killed it. And you still doubt MY claim to killing it? You'll pay for that as you already have with your tasered tush.
All you cut was the electric wires to your home:biggrin1: and then dropped the wire in a puddle of water which led to your car which then shuddered and broke apart.
Hoss, goddamned it, cool it:rant:; I live in an apartment. I don't have access to the power lines, let alone a set of jumper cables:rant:..You only have the ashes of the last roast beef you got from fat ass's party(He's a lousy cook,isn't he) I have always retained the only say so to killing the thread. I will see to it that it gets the dignity of a proper disposition.
 
You need to see your eye doctor cause i see a freshly jolt hiney poking out from behind that door, yep that's right; my taser/cattle prod is still 110% effective. **Sigh** and all this time I thought you weren't a denier of my killing the thread, which EVERYBODY KNOWS I killed it. All your killing is the flies your rotten garbage killed them.
 
*wiggles around on amply chocolaty buns* Nuh uh! My bottom is as untased as this thread is dead. On account of I killed the thread! Perhaps you killed the deputy thread, MC.
 
Chuck and fluffy go off and tazer each other.
GirlyMan starts rereading his old girly magazines, and.............................................

the spoon swoops in and kills the thread!
 
Just here to count my girly magazine's and add another three thousand !.....hummm sombody's been messing with my mags ?
 
while chuck and fluffy continue flirting, and, girly man sorts thru magazines----spooooooooooooooooooon keeps the win.