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MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK said:
***WHISTLES*** HEY, HOSSAY!! **Holds up real thread** you mean THIS THREAD?? Dead dead, deadsky, courtesy of yours truly. I killed the thread.
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Not even close Charles!

MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK said:
What's this? Do I hear the Fluffy one, ramblin on & on in incoherence about how she THINKS she killed something? What weapon did you use? What method did you use? What TACTICS did you use? NONE!!!!
YOU NEVER KILLED IT OR ANYTHING. Whyyyy, you ran away screaming when that gnat landed on your coconut custard creme pie.
I killed it, so there. 'Nuff said.
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Please, enough of the dramatics Chuck. You couldn't kill the gnat which landed on the pie. Why? Because you were petrified of it and immediately began hopping about from 1 foot to the other and sucking your thumb while screaming for the National Guard to come save you.

Best leave this thread demise to a real man such as myself.

Now, the thread has met its end and has ceased existing. Funeral arrangements will be announced in the future.
 
Hoss said:
Not even close Charles!



Please, enough of the dramatics Chuck. You couldn't kill the gnat which landed on the pie. Why? Because you were petrified of it and immediately began hopping about from 1 foot to the other and sucking your thumb while screaming for the National Guard to come save you.

Best leave this thread demise to a real man such as myself.

Now, the thread has met its end and has ceased existing. Funeral arrangements will be announced in the future.
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E-NOUGH!!!!!!!:rant:
Hossay, get it straight & get it straight-FAST; I've hated coconut custard crème pies for the longest time ever since I found out that Mary Ann used them to lure Gilligan & not me so, that'll be more than enough outta you today, tomorrow, NEXT-WEEK, and this time next fucking year, 'KAY?!:irked:
As for the gnat, well, I was more appalled the your HORSEY Chubbsy ubbsy left a horse pie, which is why the Guard was REALLY CALLED OUT along with a HAZMAT team, and have killed yon thread swiftly and deftly with the execution needed. You didn't ever kill the thread; Whyyyyyyyyy, you bawled your eyes which that cockroach inched towards your Hop-sing's Chinese Chili with cat. Left to a real man? Where,where,where he's at?Oh, you mean YOU. HOO!! I appreciate you makin' me laugh after three days of ball busting labor.
 
I don't like coconut. :tongue: So there. It was killed in the best way there is. Death by chocolate. It died smiling. At least it was until you all started taking pot shots at the corpse.

MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK said:
What's this? Do I hear the Fluffy one, ramblin on & on in incoherence about how she THINKS she killed something? What weapon did you use? What method did you use? What TACTICS did you use? NONE!!!!
YOU NEVER KILLED IT OR ANYTHING. Whyyyy, you ran away screaming when that gnat landed on your coconut custard creme pie.
I killed it, so there. 'Nuff said.
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See, even girlman agrees with me. Death by chocolate is self-inflicted. I kept giving it all it wanted and it took until it gave out. *pats thread's casket* Now let it rest in peace.


GirlyMan said:
This threads last words was before it took its own life was...I'm bored!..hmmm. let's see if I'm remembered...?
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MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK said:
get it straight & get it straight-FAST; I've hated coconut custard crème pies for the longest time ever since I found out that Mary Ann used them to lure Gilligan & not me so, that'll be more than enough outta you today, tomorrow, NEXT-WEEK, and this time next fucking year, 'KAY?!:irked:

As for the gnat, well, I was more appalled the your HORSEY Chubbsy ubbsy left a horse pie, which is why the Guard was REALLY CALLED OUT along with a HAZMAT team, and have killed yon thread swiftly and deftly with the execution needed. You didn't ever kill the thread; Whyyyyyyyyy, you bawled your eyes which that cockroach inched towards your Hop-sing's Chinese Chili with cat. Left to a real man? Where,where,where he's at?Oh, you mean YOU. HOO!! I appreciate you makin' me laugh after three days of ball busting labor.
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So what you are saying is that I am not able to kill this thread? Really?
Must I remind you of the time that you were driving along the Garden State and came to a pothole formed by Governor You-know-who (he thought he saw a donut there and began jumping up and down) and you were petrified to drive around it? I happened along and tossed some planks of wood down so you could smoothly drive across. That is why I am thread killer extraordinaire!

fluffychocolate said:
I don't like coconut. :tongue: So there. It was killed in the best way there is. Death by chocolate. It died smiling. At least it was until you all started taking pot shots at the corpse.
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No, it did not die, because it knew the chocolate was deadly and therefore passed it up in favor of my blueberry crumble cake, not knowing the cake was laced with poison!

GirlyMan said:
This threads last words was before it took its own life was...I'm bored!..hmmm. let's see if I'm remembered...?
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Aren't those the words you say each time you strip naked and see yourself GM?
Oh wait, it's not that, it's a horrifying scream as you see that body of yours and then the mental health nurse gives you a tranquilizer shot and your body goes as limp as your minuscule nub you call a dick.:biggrin1:

fluffychocolate said:
See, even girlman agrees with me. Death by chocolate is self-inflicted. I kept giving it all it wanted and it took until it gave out. *pats thread's casket* Now let it rest in peace.
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That wasn't the thread, it was your ex-lover's cousin that ate the chocolate.....


Avast mateys, all of you can rest now as I am here and I am slaying the thread once and for all!!!:cool:
 
Hoss said:
So what you are saying is that I am not able to kill this thread? Really?
Must I remind you of the time that you were driving along the Garden State and came to a pothole formed by Governor You-know-who (he thought he saw a donut there and began jumping up and down) and you were petrified to drive around it? I happened along and tossed some planks of wood down so you could smoothly drive across. That is why I am thread killer extraordinaire! :cool:
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Don't be ridiculous, Hoss, you have no skills or courage to kill the thread. Whyyyyyyyy, you needed three valiums to calm you down when you went through the Lincoln tunnel to get to New York city to attend the Dan Blocker fan club. So do face reality;
You?
Kill-a-THREAD??
**Holds stomach and laughs lightly**
HOHOHOHOHO. OH, HOHOHO**wipes away tear of laughter**Oh, thank you, dear boy, you still know how to make me laugh.
Laugh, I say,
Chort-le, I say,
SNICKER, I say,
I'd love to stick around, but this is too much
**Hoss kill a thre-AH-HEE-HEEEEE!!! OH, too much!!!:lmao: Aha. You kill a thread.heh.
Now, that that's been put aside, let a trained exemplary thread killer go to work, as I only can kill the thread like no one can!!!
 
Well what have we here?

A thread in need of a swift and merciful killing! I am pleased to do the honors!
 
Hoss said:
Well what have we here?

A thread in need of a swift and merciful killing! I am pleased Chuck is here to do the honors, as i cannot ever do it!
Why, thank you Sir Hoss; I shall accept the task of slaying yon thread with the most deadliest and proficient skill. You can go back to beddy bye now with HORSEY and your Dan Blocker action figure.
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This thread is the walking dead...ohh one walker looks like a oldblock head Danny fan....the other is tottaly a strange one to me!... Quick off with their arms and chain them together by their necks ...oh chop their arms off leash them.....lol.. only a girl could kill this thread boys or girlyman..lol :) something is so Napoleonic about this move!
 
A spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down... MC loves his lovin spoonful...:)....did I just see a spoon fork a knife...:))
 
Less than a week u til the wekend!

Thread officially terminal and set to expire as soon as I submit this post
 
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