Legit dildo question.

[Doranq]

So I saw this video. This girl had a dildo. But it was like one of those that mimicked a guy ejaculating. It had a rather large tank. So if she pressed the pump, button, what ever the object was in her hand, the dildo would then squirt out the fake ejaculate.


So my questions are these.

Ever try it? did you like it or not?


I was wondering because it seemed like it'd get messy. I also wasn't really even sure what you'd make the liquid out of it. Do these things tend to be more trouble than they are worth. Are they amazing. Would you recommend other ladies to try it out? stuff like that.

As an additional question for those that have tried them. have you ever tried playing around with the temperature of the liquid or maybe just tried water. Like try cold, cool, luke, warm, hot (not too hot) water to see if it gave a different sensation. Thought it might give an interesting experience.




Thanks for reading as well for those that respond.

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

Sounds like a video that caters more to a male audience than female preference. I've never seen anything like that in sex shops.

 

[693987]

I've used a toy that could do that on someone. It was nice for pegging, because I could do on the spot lube application. I don't find it visually appealing, just useful in a very specific situation. Didn't experiment with temperatures/etc with it.

 

[AlteredEgo]

You don't make that stuff yourself, you buy it. It comes in clear, and white. It is lube. I've never used it, but I have seen those toys, and been curious. It would make too much work after I'm no longer horny, so I've never bothered.

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

I myself wouldn't want to deal with the extra mess. I have enough liquid oozing out of me after playtime without adding more.

I like his actual cum because it's part of Him, and it's an intimate/bond building substance to me. Having his cum in me makes me feel close to him... having some random, meaningless liquid in me would just be, meaningless.

It could be fun I suppose, but I'm not willing to spend money to give it a whirl.

 

[EllieP]

I'm so damn plain vanilla when it comes to toys. I'd prefer the multiple options available with my willing partner!

 

[Doranq]

I was just wondering. I never seen something like it before. It was interesting in like a novel sense I guess.
xD I don't know much about toys so i'm always open mind and figure it's good to maybe ask. For all I know I am totally out of the loop. That said the answers make a lot of sense. Thanks for the responses.

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

I remember buying some lube that was supposed to smell like cum. I was so curious that I bought it. It looked similar to cum and smelled like a sweaty man after he works out. Nothing like the bleachy/wet flour smell of cum at all. All cum smells the same to me regardless who it is from.

 

[AsianGal]

I never tried it and I'm not sure I would enjoy it.

 

[saberf]

Tried, I liked it less than zero

 

[Mercurygirl]

Da fuck? The things they come up with. Who thinks of this shit? If only mankind dedicated the amount of time and energy it does when it comes to sex toys into science and medicine we'd have cured cancer and colonized Mars by now.

Somewhat off topic ... Last year my boyfriend showed me a gif of some crazy fucking machine with a dildo on the end of a metal rod and says to me, "You know I could build you one of those."
"Why?" I hesitantly replied.
"It be like you were getting it from two guys at once." He happily informed me.
"Is that something you think I'd like or something you'd like to experience and see?"
"Something you'd like."
"So who's the other guy?" I asked him.
(Perplexed out of his mind) "Me!?!"
"Well that's no fun." I tell him.

Have you ever seen a kid's face after their ballon pops? He clearly wasn't thrilled at my response especially the way I just casually walked away, straight faced, leaving him to wonder if I was serious.

For a couple days after this he mopes around our apartment and I know something is bothering him but he refuses to tell me. A day later, out of the blue, he asks me if I ever thought about having sex with other men? Just highlighting how fragile the male ego can be, how, by it own hand, creates insecurities out of nothing. I knew immediately why he said it, the root of his absurd question, the source of his sulking, and realized he'd been privately stewing all this time over my sarcastic comment days earlier. So I tell him, "Only if it's by sexy rudder dick robot men that my dumb boyfriend, who's own bright idea it was to build btw, is forced to watch and get irrationally jealous over."

He tells me I'm, "not very nice" and commences to sulking again whilst playing video games.

I swear to god I'm living with a giant toddler.

 

[918177]

Bad Dragon sells squirting dildos and the faux cum lube in a fabulous range of "near human", stallion, dog, dragon, dolphin and tentacle in sizes from wrist thick to no fucking way!

 

[693987]

Bad Dragon sells squirting dildos and the faux cum lube in a fabulous range of "near human", stallion, dog, dragon, dolphin and tentacle in sizes from wrist thick to no fucking way!

yeah, the one I used when pegging a guy was a "werewolf" with a cum tube and their cum lube

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

Have you seen those alien dildoes that lay eggs in you? If not Google that Pronto.

 

[693987]

Have you seen those alien dildoes that lay eggs in you? If not Google that Pronto.

Those weird me out a bit, but I mean, whatever floats your boat and is consensual and not hurting anybody/etc...........

 

[AlteredEgo]

Have you seen those alien dildoes that lay eggs in you? If not Google that Pronto.

Um... Oh!

 

[Doranq]

Have you seen those alien dildoes that lay eggs in you? If not Google that Pronto.

when hentai becomes real life...

 

[AlteredEgo]

when hentai becomes real life...

I'm seriously intrigued. That plays into some of my weirder fantasies.

 

[Doranq]

I'm seriously intrigued. That plays into some of my weirder fantasies.

like what specifically?

 

[AlteredEgo]

I had a long relationship with a man who was quality control for a company which imported, translated and distributed hentai. Sometimes, he brought his work home. I liked most of what I saw.