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Hey ArmyMule, you're forgetting Danni_Licks has a 22 year old millionaire boyfriend who has a massive 16" soft and 18" hard dong! :eek:
Anyone that doesn't believe her must be, I dunno, some sorta sceptic! :rofl:
 

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hes super hung AND hes a 22 year old millionaire?!?

some people get all the luck:frown1:

Lol, in her dreams more like. I love the way she ( he) told me " you won't believe me" when I asked how massively hung her bf is. Yeah right! :biggrin1:
 

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or really for that matter just how rare a 9" is and how big it is! hell..most of the really monsterous cocks we see measure in at somewhere between 8 and 9 I am thinking. and thickness makes a hell of a difference in the whole scheme of things.

Yeah, people's perception is another problem as well... the variance in curve, size of the person, thickness, color, angle of erection, camera angle, aspect ratio, etc. skew everything.

If the major porn companies are having to use photoshop, lenses, and the rest of the above mentioned items to keep their outrageous claims going, then chances are finding the real deal are few and far between anyway.

Besides there isn't really a standard for telling just 'how big' a penis really is... length or thickness. Even though we all know the maximums.

Porn and people's who penis stick straight out or straight down want you to measure the top sides only (versus the actual sides or along the bottom and not your balls) because that is the angle that looks biggest from above as well as their longest side to measure on. Whereas straight out or downward pointing penises are much smaller on the bottom and upward pointing are much larger on the bottom.

See my old post for reference: http://www.lpsg.org/65249-upward-pointing-penises-demand-equality.html
 

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I have never understood the pretenders. What's the point of just lying. its not like it gets you any real respect or attention. I'm bigger than the average man. It only gets me attention in real life from people who see it first hand and hear from first hand encounters. What the hell does blowing out of proportion on the net do for you? Not like it gets you laid or anything
 

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yea ill agree with the guy a few posts up, us guys with upward pointing dicks definitly get the short end of the stick on the "proper way of mesuring"... anyone with a striaght penis or a slight downward curve would be the same as us measuring along the bottom side of our dicks... ibut oh well, im happy for my upward curve and wouldnt trade it for the world, every girl goes wild for it, and i really dont care about the extra inch or so i could have (on a tape mesure) if it were straight out
 

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Arent those called Yahoo Inches? hehe. And now that they sell those small cans of soda in the stores, I bet people are using those next to their dicks to say "see how big I am".. Yep, your as big as a freakin 4 oz can of soda.. WooHoo!!!!
 

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I'm not defending them, but I think I can explain their intentions.

I've done it before, years ago. I made a fake profile, claiming I was really big. Obviously some believed me, most didn't. Those who did messaged me, and we chatted a bit about situations, and how interested they were in it.

I've posted before about how obsessed I am, and how badly I wish I was utterly massive. I'm average (6.6" inches long, 5 inches around) which is fine, I've never had a girl complain about my size, and I seem to do a good job at pleasuring them. But for some reason, I really do wish that I had the biggest penis in the world.

That profile gave me a medium, one where I thought I was the only person to think of "faking" my size. I acted, then realized it happens often. But I still had fun with the people who believed me. Hell, they might not have believed me, but went along with the fantasy regardless.

Something that would turn me on more than anything in the world is someone referring to my penis as large. Reactions are so fascinating, and amazing, that even though I've never had any type of reaction like that to my penis, it turns me on seeing OTHER people's reactions to OTHER penises, as I pretend that it's my penis they are reacting to.

I know I have to accept who I am, and will probably never be as big as I'd fantasize, but when my fantasy involved interaction like that, what other choice do I really have to dwell into it?

Roleplay isn't good enough, because I know the other person knows It's just a fantasy. But if from the start, the person seems to really believe I am what I am lying about, it's much more interesting that way.

Again, I haven't done it on this site in...like...years. I was like, 16, and I've gone beyond lying like that, but I still crave that kind of attention.
 

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Do you mean to say that there are people here who deliberately lie and misrepresent themselves?

Monstrous!
OK, I almost just pee'd myself laughing at that one, not to mention that the sudden outburst of laughter scared my neighbour's cat.

Exactly right Novice...
Um, uh, I was WHAT??? Huh! Well, look at me go. :tongue:

These guys should realize that most people aren't thinking about or looking to out fakes...
Yeah, right! You're just a "hater". You just can't wait to find some little detail that doesn't match in a gallery, to feed into your witch hunt. Just because there's light coloured body hair on one shot, dark hair on another, and no body hair on a third is just... well, I don't have to explain, I know what's real. You know what? Um, YOU'RE a fake. Hater! So there.
:tongue::rolleyes::lmao:
 

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All I can say about the post is LOL... and damn, to the point.

Love novice_btm's post... Internet is not an excuse for bad behaviour... again, to the point.

Too many fakers, same goes with men masquerading as women... annoying as hell.
 

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I'm surprised to see there's still no one in this thread going like: "hey stfu ur jealouse o mah size btw I'm 3945872938475" long and 20569820394568" in gurth, like. kthxbai" *doesn't have any pictures*

Oh, I actually think I've received a PM from this guy :wink:

You just missed the "I'm a black man" bit :rolleyes: