Linus has a "donkey dick" and Snoopy has a "Dick of Death"...

Pecker said:
"It was a dark and horny night. Bitch."


Yeah, I hear ya, Pec.


Somehow, I found this cartoon to be funny. I know some people may have been offended. I believe it to be a Def Comedy Jam special meshed with those Charlie Brown specials. Yeah, blended with a LPSG "Are Black Men Bigger" forum subtext. (BTW, Penis size has nothing to do with racial demographics. Maybe in species. Yeah, a human male porn star cannot say he has a bigger dick than a sperm whale or a stallion.) Having a large penis doesn't make one better.