LPSG Documentary

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lol yeah basically.

seriously lmfao at the majority of the size claims on that documentary. and the description of the women on lpsg that the one dude gives.

also the "cultural commentary" is the worst.
 

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lol yeah basically.

seriously lmfao at the majority of the size claims on that documentary. and the description of the women on lpsg that the one dude gives.

also the "cultural commentary" is the worst.

The commentary is indeed terrible. Who are these supposed experts? I guess the adult British woman's narration is meant to give the film an air of legitimacy. Instead the dialog sounds as if it was written by a horny teenage boy who's view of human sexuality is entirely based on his own experience with porn.

Also, I don't understand why they show one flaccid penis after another but don't show a single erect one that would prove true these claims of size? "Decency prevents us from showing his 13 1/2 inch erection." What??? You're doing a fucking documentary on big cocks but now lets throw out the decency card?

Finally, I don't care how big these guys are as none of them are attractive. That Falcon guy is a delusional arrogant jackass. 'He can have sex with anyone' ... NOT. Here's a thought, take a shower. And he needs to burn those silver pants, they look ridiculous. If I saw a guy coming down the sidewalk showcasing himself in such a blatantly foul manner like that perv I'm digging for my mace and crossing the street. Seriously is your entire self-esteem based on such a gross display for attention? Grow up.
 
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Finally, I don't care how big these guys are as none of them are attractive. That Falcon guy is a delusional arrogant jackass. 'He can have sex with anyone' ... NOT. Here's a thought, take a shower. And he needs to burn those silver pants, they look ridiculous. If I saw a guy coming down the sidewalk showcasing himself in such a blatantly foul manner like that perv I'm digging for my mace and crossing the street. Seriously is your entire self-esteem based on such a gross display for attention? Grow up.[/QUOTE]

I was thinking the same thing when I saw Falcons part, if I was a woman (size queen or not) I wouldnt want him. He looks sweaty, dirty and just...creepy. I almost have a 9" cock and I dont go around trying to show everyone and I really dont care it just makes sex with my gf better...at times. But he is like obsessed with it to the MAX. And those silver pants are so fucking stupid, I wear sweat pants a lot and yeah at times my cock is visible but I do it for comfort and warmth not for people to look at me and go WTF.
 

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Nice documentary. Thanks.

But with their exagerations they are in fact promoting "the bigger is better" :
1. Average lenght isn't 6".
2. Jonah Falcon doesn't have a limp dick of 9.5" - you can easily see in the doc that it isn't 9", when he's measuring it laying down.
3. Steed 12.9"? - He looks limp not so much - and when he is stroking in front of the pc, it looks smaller than 2 hands.
4. Omar 11"? - When making the dildo it never looked like a double digit...

It's all about the suggestion...
 

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I was thinking the same thing when I saw Falcons part, if I was a woman (size queen or not) I wouldnt want him. He looks sweaty, dirty and just...creepy. I almost have a 9" cock and I dont go around trying to show everyone and I really dont care it just makes sex with my gf better...at times. But he is like obsessed with it to the MAX. And those silver pants are so fucking stupid, I wear sweat pants a lot and yeah at times my cock is visible but I do it for comfort and warmth not for people to look at me and go WTF.
I know aye, ick, looks like he hasn't showered in a month. Probably because he spends all his time hiding in his bedroom at his mother's house jerking off and worshipping his own smelly cock.

There's a big difference between just being who you are, showing off your package a bit, compared to being gross and obvious. My bf is hung and he wears those satin like basketball shorts and a lot of time he goes commando because he wants to be comfortable and cool. At times you can just make out his unit swinging as he walks. I joke with him about it. But he'd never go so far as to put on a pair of tight silver pants that leave zero to the imagination. Walking around like that Falcon guy does is just gross and is a real indicator of how this guys has absolutely nothing else to offer and feels he needs to display the only thing that's gives him a sense of worth. He makes some mention of how other people don't think he's intelligent, can have a conversation, because he has a big cock yet he does everything he can to make penis the center of attention. On top of it he's a braggart, a liar, and it would seem his own biggest fan. There's absolutely nothing attractive about him. The distasteful way he displays himself and believes he's doing everyone a favor is really just sad and pathetic. Big cock? Who gives a fuck, I pity him.
 

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The sad thing about all this is that these sort of things ARE in fact the bridge between the general public and the land of giant penises. At least they're one of many such bullshit bridges. Because of the way it's presented (the aforementioned British narrator lady,etc.), and the fact that it's on 'TV' or whatever, people receive this garbage like they're watching Frontline or 60 Minutes. This is why they need a documentary specifically aimed at correcting some of this mess. I know there's probably more to be made from sensationalized "big penis stories", but I still believe many would watch a "mythbusters" one as well.

2. Jonah Falcon doesn't have a limp dick of 9.5" - you can easily see in the doc that it isn't 9", when he's measuring it laying down.
Saw that long ago and am not going back to watch that crap again, but from what I remember, in addition to the laying down, oddball measuring/foreskin and everything else, he was also doing sort of a "Fowfer" thing where you pull your dick forward and wedge it between your inner thighs to keep it in place, so it's probably closer to a stretched measurement on top of the rest of the stuff.

Take Care

Crunch
 

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This documentary was on Channel 4 years ago in the UK. It's actually how I found out about this site. I would imagine this is how a large number of the British members found out about this site.

Also erect penises cannot be shown on television in the UK.
 

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It's an interesting documentary. I think that being part of a website dedicated to size where we nitpick about .25" might make us jaded to the information they present. At the same time, it seems like it might be difficult to create a documentary about size that doesn't come off as touting the "bigger is better" mentality.

However, there are definitely some points I take issue with. For example the "average" length being 5-7 inches is like saying the average height of a man is 5-6.5 feet tall. It's an extremely broad range that skews expectation. If you had a man with 5" standing next to a man with 7" and said they were both average I think most people would take issue.

In any case, I found it interesting.
 

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However, there are definitely some points I take issue with. For example the "average" length being 5-7 inches is like saying the average height of a man is 5-6.5 feet tall. It's an extremely broad range that skews expectation.
That whole fabricated upper end of the penis size spectrum skews expectation a lot worse. That's why I think someone that they'll actually listen to needs to finally come forward and knock it flat on its back in front of everyone.

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lol yeah basically.

seriously lmfao at the majority of the size claims on that documentary. and the description of the women on lpsg that the one dude gives.

also the "cultural commentary" is the worst.

On the other hand, the awfulness of the documentary and the people it documents is in itself cultural commentary...
 
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Finally, I don't care how big these guys are as none of them are attractive. That Falcon guy is a delusional arrogant jackass. 'He can have sex with anyone' ... NOT. Here's a thought, take a shower. And he needs to burn those silver pants, they look ridiculous. If I saw a guy coming down the sidewalk showcasing himself in such a blatantly foul manner like that perv I'm digging for my mace and crossing the street. Seriously is your entire self-esteem based on such a gross display for attention? Grow up.

I was thinking the same thing when I saw Falcons part, if I was a woman (size queen or not) I wouldnt want him. He looks sweaty, dirty and just...creepy. I almost have a 9" cock and I dont go around trying to show everyone and I really dont care it just makes sex with my gf better...at times. But he is like obsessed with it to the MAX. And those silver pants are so fucking stupid, I wear sweat pants a lot and yeah at times my cock is visible but I do it for comfort and warmth not for people to look at me and go WTF.[/QUOTE]

Well the Falcon guy does live with his mom, I think that explains allot.
 

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This documentary was on Channel 4 years ago in the UK. It's actually how I found out about this site. I would imagine this is how a large number of the British members found out about this site.

Also erect penises cannot be shown on television in the UK.

They showed one erect cock in that documentary, Falcon's.

What a joke that was when they measured it. He was clearly semi-erect and they got the measuring tape to 8 inches starting it half way up his stomach. I doubt he even hits a true 8 inches fully erect.

I bet he's never even admitted to having an erect cock in front of another person. Always claiming its not hard so he can keep spewing the bull shit that it gets bigger. "Thirteen and a half inches, worlds biggest cock". The word delusional could not be used enough to describe him.
 

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All the measurements aside I think the last point is what I really think is the issue: young men and women can download tons of porn from the internet AND it’s full of unrealistic size cocks. It will lead to men thinking they are inadequate and search any way to make it bigger and bigger. This is a shame because 90% of them have perfectly normal beautiful equipment that will give them and their partners years of pleaser. Now if they would only just believe that!

I bring attention to my signature: I’m thick enough your going feel it and long enough you are going to enjoy it. Does anything else really matter? I ask you can you really feel a 1/2 or inch difference in length?
 

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What timestamp do they show that measuring at? I really don't want to watch this whole thing but it'd be interesting to see.

edit: found it - 21:30. Holy crap! he pulls it up in to his legs, then starts scrunching his tape down on it, and it's not even 8". He's "9.5 inches soft", yet this clearly not soft, and stretched, and starting from 1" measurement is 2" short of that? Bullshit! The Yanky Panky voiceover just says "Jonah promises there's more to come!"

I think Jonah's just a a guy with a big shower of a dick. A big portion of the penis is internal, and when they do lengthening surgeries they can increase the flaccid length by basically just pulling out the external part. You don't get a bigger erection but it does hang a lot lower - the downside is you don't have that firm foundation anymore, so you can't really fuck as hard. It looks like this is all this guy is - someone who has an unusually large amount of external dick.
 
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