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The "Not Noel Coward Song" from Monty Python's Meaning of Life

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it simply grand to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy, it's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger to the world's biggest prick.

So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas!
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake!
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock,
You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public or they'll stick you in the dock,
And you won't a-come a-back!