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Rebellove said:
His nostrils are huge.
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Babe, Lulu is a thoroughbred Italian stallion and you’re clearly very mad about it. Just visit the Kentucky Derby and you’ll find that every top racehorse has those same flared nostrils to bolster stamina and help them achieve maximum performance. It’s a sign of good breeding and what separates the leaders of the pack from the followers — and it’s also what helps the semen of top racehorses command top dollar in aftermarket deals, just as Lulu’s own precious jizz would likely command millions from some of the dozens of thirsty ladies who attend his court dates.

In the same vein as a Ferrari Enzo’s giant front air intakes are intended to regulate engine temperature as it achieves supercar levels of acceleration and speed, Luigi’s wideset sneezers are guaranteed to keep him jackhammering that jumbo-sized cock into a worthy mare (or a lucky submissive male) for hours on end, as he sires more purebred heirs to his bloodline throne. :heart_eyes:
 
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Blackmesa said:
Babe, Lulu is a thoroughbred Italian stallion and you’re clearly very mad about it. Just visit the Kentucky Derby and you’ll find that every top racehorse has those same flared nostrils to bolster stamina and help them achieve maximum performance. It’s a sign of good breeding and what separates the leaders of the pack from the followers — and it’s also what helps the semen of top racehorses command top dollar in aftermarket deals, just as Lulu’s own precious jizz would likely command millions from some of the dozens of thirsty ladies who attend his court dates.

In the same vein as a Ferrari Enzo’s giant front air intakes are intended to regulate engine temperature as it achieves supercar levels of acceleration and speed, Luigi’s wideset sneezers are guaranteed to keep him jackhammering that jumbo-sized cock into a worthy mare (or a lucky submissive male) for hours on end, as he sires more purebred heirs to his bloodline throne. :heart_eyes:
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Lol he is not a horse
 
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Blackmesa said:
Babe, Lulu is a thoroughbred Italian stallion and you’re clearly very mad about it. Just visit the Kentucky Derby and you’ll find that every top racehorse has those same flared nostrils to bolster stamina and help them achieve maximum performance. It’s a sign of good breeding and what separates the leaders of the pack from the followers — and it’s also what helps the semen of top racehorses command top dollar in aftermarket deals, just as Lulu’s own precious jizz would likely command millions from some of the dozens of thirsty ladies who attend his court dates.

In the same vein as a Ferrari Enzo’s giant front air intakes are intended to regulate engine temperature as it achieves supercar levels of acceleration and speed, Luigi’s wideset sneezers are guaranteed to keep him jackhammering that jumbo-sized cock into a worthy mare (or a lucky submissive male) for hours on end, as he sires more purebred heirs to his bloodline throne. :heart_eyes:
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PSA, Gooning is *not* a hobby.
 
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purpledrum01 said:
So who is he listening to?

'Britney spears, Madonna, Mariah Carey, Barbra Streisand, Cher, Donna summers' or 'Death Grips, King Gizzard/ The Electric Wizard, Bjork and Kero Kero Bonito'. Poles apart.
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IDK, what do East Coast frat boys listen to nowadays? Back when I was in college they were all about Dave Matthews, so I imagine it has changed somewhat.
 
Blackmesa said:
Babe, Lulu is a thoroughbred Italian stallion and you’re clearly very mad about it. Just visit the Kentucky Derby and you’ll find that every top racehorse has those same flared nostrils to bolster stamina and help them achieve maximum performance. It’s a sign of good breeding and what separates the leaders of the pack from the followers — and it’s also what helps the semen of top racehorses command top dollar in aftermarket deals, just as Lulu’s own precious jizz would likely command millions from some of the dozens of thirsty ladies who attend his court dates.

In the same vein as a Ferrari Enzo’s giant front air intakes are intended to regulate engine temperature as it achieves supercar levels of acceleration and speed, Luigi’s wideset sneezers are guaranteed to keep him jackhammering that jumbo-sized cock into a worthy mare (or a lucky submissive male) for hours on end, as he sires more purebred heirs to his bloodline throne. :heart_eyes:
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I wasn’t mad, I love them 🤣
 
I wanted to add this some time ago from Luigi’s insta. Hawai trip. From Luigi’s POV Underwater snorkeling. He really loves the water. He’s always either by the water at a social event or barefoot somewhere . Never any solo pics but always those three categories. First ones just to show proof on what slide it was on and second is the pov video ofc
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Looks like LuLu can Host.

Just found this but he was hosting a a game on Dec 9 2024 on GitHub. In order to obtain achievements the repository owner has to be hosting . Without a host nothing happens
( I mean ain’t that the truth 😅)

If LuLu is hosting who’s taking his mugshots?
He’s def framed , anticipating depository to be commented somewhere 🤣
 

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