Lukas Gage

[patrickpenis]

First of all he’s a hair stylist hunny… if you’re gonna tell everyone they’re wrong at least get your facts straight first.

Second of all, no one is saying Luke married Tom Cruise. But Chris Appleton isn’t some rando — he’s Kim Kardashian‘s right hand man. You seriously think going from a struggling bit actor recording zoom auditions out of a tiny apartment to riding in a billionaire jet with the most famous woman on the planet ISN’T a huge jump in clout with probable motives attached? OK gurl…

You forgot the cherry on top: Not only did Lucas marry a successful hair stylist to A-Listers, Millionaires & Billionaires. In doing so he scored Himself such a stylist.

 

[Caesarimp]

You forgot the cherry on top: Not only did Lucas marry a successful hair stylist to A-Listers, Millionaires & Billionaires. In doing so he scored Himself such a stylist.

That is certainly one way of interpreting this lol

 

[SouthScribe27]

You forgot the cherry on top: Not only did Lucas marry a successful hair stylist to A-Listers, Millionaires & Billionaires. In doing so he scored Himself such a stylist.

Except every pic from the wedding has hideous clothes

 

[skeldare]

Except every pic from the wedding has hideous clothes

Hairstylists don't necessarily have the best fashion sense

 

[EddiePusRex]

I genuinely thought there was no disagreement that Appleton is the worst? I sometimes can’t tell if he’s an actual villain or a parody of a villain.

 

[bigboaster]

I genuinely thought there was no disagreement that Appleton is the worst? I sometimes can’t tell if he’s an actual villain or a parody of a villain.

What sins has he committed exactly?

 

[hotbtminla]

You forgot the cherry on top: Not only did Lucas marry a successful hair stylist to A-Listers, Millionaires & Billionaires. In doing so he scored Himself such a stylist.

LOL I had a similar thought when I heard. I was like not only is he going to get dicked on the regular by a very well built stud… he gets free haircuts. At this point that is a goddamn dream come true.

 

[Derrick532]

 

[Caleb Trask]

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Were they playing in the Rambles?

 

[Legondex]

 

[Derrick532]

 

[Mark Feehily]

The whole “Relationship” things between Luke and Chris is just a corny drama for me. Luke is definitely “a man with mission”, he knows what he is doing. Having a partner that have a lot of relations with A-List celebrities will be a big opportunity for him. Therefore, he want to legitimate their relationship so quickly until they can get Married. On the other side, Chris only make Luke as a toy boy. I bet their relationship or marriage or whatsoever won't last longer, my prediction is in less than a year they will break up.

 

[Lazyswan]

The whole “Relationship” things between Luke and Chris is just a corny drama for me. Luke is definitely “a man with mission”, he knows what he is doing. Having a partner that have a lot of relations with A-List celebrities will be a big opportunity for him. Therefore, he want to legitimate their relationship so quickly until they can get Married. On the other side, Chris only make Luke as a toy boy. I bet their relationship or marriage or whatsoever won't last longer, my prediction is in less than a year they will break up.

do you want a cookie?

 

[notamused]

The whole “Relationship” things between Luke and Chris is just a corny drama for me. Luke is definitely “a man with mission”, he knows what he is doing. Having a partner that have a lot of relations with A-List celebrities will be a big opportunity for him. Therefore, he want to legitimate their relationship so quickly until they can get Married. On the other side, Chris only make Luke as a toy boy. I bet their relationship or marriage or whatsoever won't last longer, my prediction is in less than a year they will break up.

I’ve heard that Lukas is a nympho. He sleeps with both men and women all the time. I just don’t see this relationship lasting unless it’s an open one which it actually might be tbh

 

[bigboaster]

The whole “Relationship” things between Luke and Chris is just a corny drama for me. Luke is definitely “a man with mission”, he knows what he is doing. Having a partner that have a lot of relations with A-List celebrities will be a big opportunity for him. Therefore, he want to legitimate their relationship so quickly until they can get Married. On the other side, Chris only make Luke as a toy boy. I bet their relationship or marriage or whatsoever won't last longer, my prediction is in less than a year they will break up.

Definitely a unique take we needed an entire paragraph for. Hahaha

 

[patrickpenis]

do you want a cookie?

Definitely a unique take we needed an entire paragraph for. Hahaha

Ohh c'mon, be nice. This is a forum after all and he just used more words to express his own opinion which I think "many" if not "most" of us are thinking similarly. Maybe they'll go on to have a relationship like Tom Daley & Dustin Lance Black. But it's all cheap celeb gossip discussion anyway.

 

[patrickpenis]

Mod Appreciation Post. The thread is now simply titled "Lukas Gage".

 

[tysontears]

Mod Appreciation Post. The thread is now simply titled "Lukas Gage".
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Is there any chance you could do the same for the Jack Grealish thread? It currently mentions about him being an Aston Villa player...but that hasn't been the case for a few years.

 

[Derrick532]

 

[Derrick532]