Maluma

Since I'm majoring in Maluma Science and stopped being a hater because I was illuminated (Malumaminated, see what I did there?, I know). I did my research on his gayest looks and when Maluma actually had some sense of style and substance, i found this one.

Not even Harry Styles or Troye Sivan could pull this off (ok, maybe YOUNGER Harry), yet Maluma did it on his prime at took the heat for it:

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BOOM!
 
Ngl, I would have fainted.

Imagine interviewing some handsome stud on a bed and he’s wearing shorts and spreading his legs while staring at you and conversing with you…….. 🫠

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Ngl, I would have fainted.

Imagine interviewing some handsome stud on a bed and he’s wearing shorts and spreading his legs while staring at you and conversing with you…….. 🫠

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I know.

I was converted. I was a Maluma hater and now that interview made me the biggest fan. The fact that he did that being an actual URBAN RAPPER of sorts!!!! Like can you imagine Kanye West doing that? I-

I can't.
 
We are on a campaign of not eating ass for the moment.

There is a horrendous strain of a dangerous bacteria going on in the US, Sheila or something, don't quite remember the name of the bacteria.

It is spreading across America as it is a FECAL ORAL bacteria. Which means this bacteria is going from ass to mouth in bathhouses and dark rooms. Some of the people infected said that you ended up pooping blood because of it, not to mention the killer pain in the stomach going on for days. It's not that you cannot fight it or that there is not a cure, but it's stupidly strong to fight. You don't want to catch it.

So for the moment, just take dick up your ass. Or fuck him in the ass. But just don't eat it.
My doctor once joked that people will continue having sex even if their heads exploded on impact. 😂💀
Dark humor aside… it’s funny how people fear facts more than reality sometimes. #GettingOlder #LifeHumor #Truth #LaughingThroughLife
We are on a campaign of not eating ass for the moment.

There is a horrendous strain of a dangerous bacteria going on in the US, Sheila or something, don't quite remember the name of the bacteria.

It is spreading across America as it is a FECAL ORAL bacteria. Which means this bacteria is going from ass to mouth in bathhouses and dark rooms. Some of the people infected said that you ended up pooping blood because of it, not to mention the killer pain in the stomach going on for days. It's not that you cannot fight it or that there is not a cure, but it's stupidly strong to fight. You don't want to catch it.

So for the moment, just take dick up your ass. Or fuck him in the ass. But just don't eat it.
 
I know.

I was converted. I was a Maluma hater and now that interview made me the biggest fan. The fact that he did that being an actual URBAN RAPPER of sorts!!!! Like can you imagine Kanye West doing that?

We are on a campaign of not eating ass for the moment.

There is a horrendous strain of a dangerous bacteria going on in the US, Sheila or something, don't quite remember the name of the bacteria.

It is spreading across America as it is a FECAL ORAL bacteria. Which means this bacteria is going from ass to mouth in bathhouses and dark rooms. Some of the people infected said that you ended up pooping blood because of it, not to mention the killer pain in the stomach going on for days. It's not that you cannot fight it or that there is not a cure, but it's stupidly strong to fight. You don't want to catch it.

So for the moment, just take dick up your ass. Or fuck him in the ass. But just don't eat it.
Are you a doctor of any sort?
 
Sister, the news broke on a very reliable outlet on instagram.

Look it up on Google. Fecal bacteria via rimming. And I'm not talking about Hepatitis A.
You are spreding false information dude. You get your memos from instagram? If you are talking about Shigella its like any STD desease that you can get, its not a pandemic rate leve. Check medical md journal
 
You are spreding false information dude. You get your memos from instagram? If you are talking about Shigella its like any STD desease that you can get, its not a pandemic rate leve. Check medical md journal

THAT'S THE ONE!!!

Shigella. Because of the amount of irresponsable rimming, the bacteria is getting stronger and harder to fight.

But if you love eat ass even when there's an actual situation with the bacteria, keep doing it and more power to yall, that's your prerogative babe.
 
THAT'S THE ONE!!!

Shigella. Because of the amount of irresponsable rimming, the bacteria is getting stronger and harder to fight.

But if you love eat ass even when there's an actual situation with the bacteria, keep doing it and more power to yall, that's your prerogative babe.
Yeah, of course but stick to maluma please. What is the point of taling about rim jobs and other medical shit? And please, check your sources.
Peace!