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jakeatolla

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During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners to fifth graders asked her students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."
The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite.
What about you Peter, how would you say it?" Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?"
I would say: "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner."
 

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Manners? Would you tell the same joke if dining with your boss and his wife? Still funny though.
 
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‘Please, excuse me, I need to use the euphemism…

To wank one off cos the waiter is giving me a hard–on, and I know you won’t do as much for me later…

‘Darling. Iron–pants.

‘Thank you.’

It’s only good manners to stifle your true feelings.
 
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