Mario Lopez

Super Mario is not the answer to a size queens prayer but I would never kick that boy out of bed!
 
For some reason I can't see the pics on that page. I don' t know if the yahoo ads are blocking them or what. Can see the comments and stuff for related photos but no Mario pics.
 
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To me it appears pretty wide. Let's hope what it lacks in inches, above the norm, it makes up for in thickness. I wouldn't mind savoring something like that for several hours.
 
Those were great pictures. I don't care what he has his dimples and eye's do it for me. Has anyone else seen him on Comedy Central with Carlos Mencia doing a spoof of Brokeback Mountain? There is a scene where they are eating and Carlos gets a little of the burito on the side of his mouth, Mario reaches across and takes it off with his finger and puts it in his mouth.... I fucking can't breath after that. Sooo hot. I had told my partner about it and he thought I was crazy, until he saw it too!!

I hope for Mario's sake he's able to age gracefully... I'd hate to see him with a fat panza..