Mario Lopez

Beware of bulges: One day I had my wallet full of $100 bills stuffed into my left front pocked. One enthusiastic lady said, "WOW, what a bulge you've got. Size counts". I said, "No, I'm small, that's just my wallet full of $100 bills". "Oh, that's even better" she said :-D
 
Beware of bulges: One day I had my wallet full of $100 bills stuffed into my left front pocked. One enthusiastic lady said, "WOW, what a bulge you've got. Size counts". I said, "No, I'm small, that's just my wallet full of $100 bills". "Oh, that's even better" she said :-D


Hahahahaha
 
is he a father or just an old twink?

He stated that he was expecting. I noticed he didn't mention anything about the mother of the child. When Ellen asked if he had picked out any names, he said no, he hasn't. He didn't say "No, we haven't." He said that he doesn't want to know the name of the sex. Again, didn't say we don't want to know the sex. So, he might be like Ricky Martin and Clay and come out after the baby is born. We will just have to wait and see.
 
Mario Lopez is one of the most boring celebs walking the face of this earth. Not sure why he would wait until after the birth of a baby to announce that he is gay. It's old, old, news; as is he.
 
He just grates, I can't stand him...but, alas, he's handsome and built...I'd love to jam my face into his ass and slurp away...sigh...if only I could, if only he's keep his effin' mouth shut when I was with him...:rolleyes:
 
WOW....what a wide range of comments! LOL I don't care for him as a "celeb" and I use that term VERY loosely. His body and ass are quite hot though.
 
Mario Lopez is one of the most boring celebs walking the face of this earth. Not sure why he would wait until after the birth of a baby to announce that he is gay. It's old, old, news; as is he.

meh Ricky Martin waited until after the birth of his baby to announce he was gay - but Spanish articles had announced that a long time prior.

Mario Lopez is/was a notorious womanizer. He even married the Doritos chic Ali Landry, but that marriage didn't even last two weeks when she found about his antics at his bachelor party. She'd been warned about him for years, but the bachelor party had proof with it.

Then he was scroggin' old girl on DWTS and cheated on her with some other stripper.

Maybe he's gay or maybe he's straight - but apparently, he's a toad.

Doesn't do anything for me - never did.