Mark E Miller

he reminds me of those trust fund kids who start doing hard drugs because they're so bored with their life
At least if he was doing hard drugs he'd be getting into crazy shenanigans that'd make his vlogs interesting
 
You all are right. He’s way to bored and needs a job

Did you catch the next slide after that one in his story - is he implying that he went to that guys house?

I guess that is one way to meet a man o_O
 

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Did you catch the next slide after that one in his story - is he implying that he went to that guys house?

I guess that is one way to meet a man o_O
Somebody better call Amazon, because that’s a Reach(er), Jack.

Mark’s been this vanilla for ages, posting buildings he likes. He’s into architecture, I guess? I mean, the guy has a table tattooed somewhere. I think a leg?

A guy who tattoos a table on his leg isn’t wild enough to impromptu fellate a DL normie just because he has a decades-old Audi. Surely not, right?
 
He's definitely implying he went back to the dude's house. He met the guy in a random parking lot during the guy's lunch break. Why and when tf did he go to the dude's house? If dude was on lunch break that means he had to go back to work. So instead he just takes this random homo back home?
 
He's definitely implying he went back to the dude's house. He met the guy in a random parking lot during the guy's lunch break. Why and when tf did he go to the dude's house? If dude was on lunch break that means he had to go back to work. So instead he just takes this random homo back home?
How is that DEFINITELY?

Nice car.
Nice house.

Could see both one after another and it’s juste a continuity.
 
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He's definitely implying he went back to the dude's house. He met the guy in a random parking lot during the guy's lunch break. Why and when tf did he go to the dude's house? If dude was on lunch break that means he had to go back to work. So instead he just takes this random homo back home?
I mean if a man like Marke came on to me during my lunch break I’d ditch work and hookup with him instead.
 
How is that DEFINITELY?

Nice car.
Nice house.

Could see both one after another and it’s juste a continuity.
The post definitely makes it seem that the house belongs to the dude who was in the car. And considered he only just met him there in a parking lot, I doubt he happens to know what the dude's house looks like to spot it while driving by. So the 2 posts one after the other definitely imply the house belongs to the dude who was in the car and that mark went to his house after meeting him in a parking lot
 
The post definitely makes it seem that the house belongs to the dude who was in the car. And considered he only just met him there in a parking lot, I doubt he happens to know what the dude's house looks like to spot it while driving by. So the 2 posts one after the other definitely imply the house belongs to the dude who was in the car and that mark went to his house after meeting him in a parking lot
Perhaps if you’re of the ilk who spends your days slutting that bussy out in parking lots it does. Mark’s made clear many times that unfortunately the one classically “dude” interests he has is cars. I’ve no doubt he was buying an artisanal oat bowl or some chia shit and saw the car in a parking lot. Because he doesn’t have a real job, he walked over and did his kitschy, small-town-conservative-gay-in-the-big-city small talk thing. Then, later the same day, after he ate said oat or chia bowl, he took a picture of a big house he saw on a walk with Olive near his corporate chic apartment complex in a neighborhood he can only ever really afford to live adjacent to, but never actually in.

He’s pathetically average in terms of personality, albeit conventionally attractive with a thickie hanging beneath those Pair of Thieves boxer briefs. Like, because of his upbringing he’s conditioned to only explore his sexuality by jerking off to Shawn Mendes’s wikifeet page before anyone sneaks in. I get the vibe that he’s not actually intimate in person with that many people, which might be why he struggles to stay in a relationship.

Perfectly nice person, but no longer built for the internet game.
 
"pretty car pretty house" is the post im referring to. why would he write both of those things if they aren't both his
I could see how that vibe could be given off. I think honestly Mark is smart enough to know that being as vague as he is can be read that way. It’s what works about his Patreon game. Truly, though, I didn’t read it that way. He’s so vanilla that I genuinely interpreted it as boring Indianapolis hipster who’s into architecture and old cars goes on a walk after breakfast.
 
mind you, the donny clone he's been hanging with is also into cars, and we all pretty much assumed they're fucking. so it's not that big of a stretch to assume he chatted up some guy about his car and they ended up fucking