Mark E Miller

[Mike.Teru]

What man wouldn’t want to sleep with a midwest, spinster, vegetarian, bakery loving, lesbian aunt who brings a U-Haul on a second date?

Not the U-Haul, Girl ... Omg

 

[R. Baudelaire]

What man wouldn’t want to sleep with a midwest, spinster, vegetarian, bakery loving, lesbian aunt who brings a U-Haul on a second date?

Attaching this helpful form for anyone who might be dating Mark now or in the future.

 

[LightSpinner]

What man wouldn’t want to sleep with a midwest, spinster, vegetarian, bakery loving, lesbian aunt who brings a U-Haul on a second date?

That's my type though.

 

[Randomized]

Insanely dumb take.

Not really.

They broke up EIGHT years ago, and mark doesn't seem to have dated anyone since then.

He doesn't seem to have changed his lifestyle or content in like 12 years, so he's coasting off of old subscribers and people who are still thirsting over his body.

 

[Mike.Teru]

Not really.

They broke up EIGHT years ago, and mark doesn't seem to have dated anyone since then.

He doesn't seem to have changed his lifestyle or content in like 12 years, so he's coasting off of old subscribers and people who are still thirsting over his body.

Like I said a long time ago, he's one dead dog away from a full on meltdown

 

[Javard1985]

I feel like marks personality keeps anyone from wanting to sleep with him.

I would gladly sleep with him.

 

[xxxMilleniaxxx]

Like I said a long time ago, he's one dead dog away from a full on meltdown

I can fix her.

 

[Behindtheblow]

Like I said a long time ago, he's one dead dog away from a full on meltdown

I like that saying!

 

[Sexb1150]

They broke up EIGHT years ago, and mark doesn't seem to have dated anyone since then.

Or he's just not putting any new relationships out there.

 

[Randomized]

Or he's just not putting any new relationships out there.

He's talked about attempting to date since ethan, but he never could quite escalate things past the talkng stage. There's always some issue in the way.

 

[Sexb1150]

He's talked about attempting to date since ethan, but he never could quite escalate things past the talkng stage. There's always some issue in the way.

Oh. That's unfortunate.

 

[idontevankno]

He's talked about attempting to date since ethan, but he never could quite escalate things past the talkng stage. There's always some issue in the way.

He’s the issue

 

[Javard1985]

He’s the issue

Anything can be the issue. Not just him.

 

[Chibichuba]

Anything can be the issue. Not just him.

Ever heard the expression : common denominator

 

[Javard1985]

Ever heard the expression : common denominator

Ever heard the expression nobody is perfect.

 

[xxxMilleniaxxx]

Ever heard the expression nobody is perfect.

You live and you learn it?

 

[Chibichuba]

Ever heard the expression nobody is perfect.

I did and it’s not really applicable to the conversation here

 

[CherryFizz]

Mark seems like he’s about to go crazy everyday, so he just has to keep repeating mantras to himself and eating vegan peanut butter cookies and moving every two years.

 

[rl4553]

Can we get back to discussing whether he has a nice dick to show or not? So we can use our imaginations like we have been for over a decade? My God you ladies are insufferable

 

[Mike.Teru]

Don't mind me rude, but I'd like to say that without this thread, he would fall into obscurity. His particular era of YouTube is mostly forgotten if you will.