Ummm…my dude, the man is 31 years old. You expect him to be doing lines of coke off guys’ asses while six queens suck his cock at a gay bar or something? What’s wrong with a grown man acting grown? Going to the gym, spending time outdoors, visiting friends and family, eating quinoa bowls, stopping to rock climb, taking photos, making the occasional dick joke. Voting. Understanding the tax code. Paying bills. Minding his damn business. See? All very grown man things. All sexy things, might I add.
It is, in fact, possible for someone to still have sex appeal without starting an OnlyFans and “spreading them cheekz 4 tha godz hunniiiiiiiiiiiiiii yas mawma yas gawd.” Like, no disrespect to the sisters. There’s a place for that, too. And they’re sexy as hell, too. Let’s just let people be who they are. It’s a vibe.