Markiplier

He has admitted that hes 'girthy' and the guys from Smosh have said that hes 'unfairly hung'
To be fair, it’s been pretty obvious that him and his friends are joking when talking about his penis. These aren’t really ‘admissions’.
 
To be fair, it’s been pretty obvious that him and his friends are joking when talking about his penis. These aren’t really ‘admissions’.
I mean you can tell yourself that all you want, but where there's smoke, there's fire, and there's been a whole lot of smoke around this subject matter for it to just be an inside joke between bros
 
I mean you can tell yourself that all you want, but where there's smoke, there's fire, and there's been a whole lot of smoke around this subject matter for it to just be an inside joke between bros
i think it's just an inside joke and he's just average. like how during unus annus, they commonly made jokes about ethan having a tiny dick
 
This man is packing a horse cock I know it.
Dude sweatpants always make guys look like they are packing. I'd say going by what we have so far, he's more likely six or seven an a half inch hard and thick with large balls.
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Do we know if he’s cut or uncut?
i don't think he's said it, but i think it's more likely that he is. he was born in america, his dad is american(german descent, but even the wiki page for him mentions his parents are also american, so he's probably 2nd gen american), his mom is korean. americans tend to circumcize their sons, and south korea has a surprisingly high number of circumcised men. so the scales lean more towards cut than uncut
 
i don't think he's said it, but i think it's more likely that he is. he was born in america, his dad is american(german descent, but even the wiki page for him mentions his parents are also american, so he's probably 2nd gen american), his mom is korean. americans tend to circumcize their sons, and south korea has a surprisingly high number of circumcised men. so the scales lean more towards cut than uncut
Well in some old episodes from idk what game, both him and Sean keeped joking and talking about washing your cock lol. In a other video Mark Bob and Wade played Genital Jousting, Mark went out of the way to customize his dick to be uncut,
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in an episode of distractible he mentioned something about foreskin. Plus I don't see a mushroom head.
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i don't think he's said it, but i think it's more likely that he is. he was born in america, his dad is american(german descent, but even the wiki page for him mentions his parents are also american, so he's probably 2nd gen american), his mom is korean. americans tend to circumcize their sons, and south korea has a surprisingly high number of circumcised men. so the scales lean more towards cut than uncut
The saddest thing ive read all day, rip to this mans foreskin </3
 
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I always love how he barely has to do anything and discussion about him spontaneously just pops off like this. It happens like once a month on twitter too. He'll trend in the dozens of thousands just because so many people are talking about how hot he is.
 
Dude sweatpants always make guys look like they are packing. I'd say going by what we have so far, he's more likely six or seven an a half inch hard and thick with large balls.
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I always think it's hilarious when people think they know how big or small someone is based on their flaccid bulge. I'm large and quite bulgey, but it's mostly balls that your are seeing. I know someone like 9 inches and he literally has zero bulge and I've seen guys with a noticable bulge that have pretty average dicks. There's this thing called growers and showers, and your balls and your choice of undies or lack thereof contribute greatly.