Markiplier

I can’t believe the top spot on Apple podcast is Rachel Maddow’s bullshit Jan.6th thing.

how the hell is that garbage so popular?
No fuckin idea, but at least distractable is at #5? last I checked.
 
i don't think mark expected his audience to be this thirsty, so he's probably surprised the goals are so close to being met. but he's also probably looking at the numbers and seeing apple podcasts ain't doing it, so he knows, in the back of his head, that it's unlikely the goal will be met
 
Apple on how Apple Podcasts chart: “While the exact algorithm cannot be shared to protect its integrity, the charts measure a mix of the following:

  • Listening: When listeners are engaging with episodes, it’s an indicator of content popularity.
  • Follows: When listeners follow a show to receive new episodes, it’s an indicator of their intent to listen.
  • Completion Rate: When listeners complete episodes, it’s an indicator of content quality.”

    With that said, remember to Follow the podcast on Apple Podcasts y’all. I’m not sure about on other devices, but on iPhones you can listen to podcast episodes in 2x speed to complete the episodes much quicker!
 
Y'all are lining his pockets just for a chance to give him MORE money...with some of you thinking it means a chance you'll see actual nudes... and in the end it'll have been for nothing and Mark will be laughing all the way to the bank.

Seems now that everyone is posting on Twitter that he's number 1 on everything, mostly not even mentioning the Apple retirement... that by the time it were to be number 1 on Apple (it won't), the other two will no longer be because people stopped trying for those and the condition was they all have to be top at the same time.

Hopefully after all this he at least donates something to charity. Not really bothered if we miss "tasteful nudes"... The calendar really didn't do anything for me which is weird because him doing something as simple as wearing the right pants or saying something a certain way usually does it for me .
 
Y'all are lining his pockets just for a chance to give him MORE money...with some of you thinking it means a chance you'll see actual nudes... and in the end it'll have been for nothing and Mark will be laughing all the way to the bank.
... All the proceeds are going to charity. Did you even watch his video?
 
Y'all are lining his pockets just for a chance to give him MORE money...with some of you thinking it means a chance you'll see actual nudes... and in the end it'll have been for nothing and Mark will be laughing all the way to the bank.

Seems now that everyone is posting on Twitter that he's number 1 on everything, mostly not even mentioning the Apple retirement... that by the time it were to be number 1 on Apple (it won't), the other two will no longer be because people stopped trying for those and the condition was they all have to be top at the same time.

Hopefully after all this he at least donates something to charity. Not really bothered if we miss "tasteful nudes"... The calendar really didn't do anything for me which is weird because him doing something as simple as wearing the right pants or saying something a certain way usually does it for me .
Why even comment if you’re not going to understand the context