Markiplier

[Jockstraps4life]

I was about to say it's giving Blair Witch Project.

now I'm picturing him standing in the corner naked facing the wall like in the movie.

 

[Ryohei17]

He had one as a charity thing he never finished, and then openly admitted to having the infamous 3rd drop on standby incase things go bad for him.

In case things go bad for him... How???

 

[Jockstraps4life]

In case things go bad for him... How???

that's what he said, probably if his subs start to drop.

 

[Meisme]

In case things go bad for him... How???

If he'd ever start to be compared to an old witch in the woods...

 

[zodiaccii]

Being so serious. I could see him being successful at horror porn. Like porn that's extremely erotic with horror elements via the usage of fake blood etc etc. It would be an evolution from his horror gameplay videos on yt lol

 

[apple219foru]

Baby I love you, and I know that I said I liked your long hair at one point. But I’ma need you to do something about it sweetheart Its giving old lady of the woods

This is so fucking funny, fr. Honestly, some of y'all go off in the comments.

 

[jelbiroca]

Baby I love you, and I know that I said I liked your long hair at one point. But I’ma need you to do something about it sweetheart Its giving old lady of the woods

He's no more aging like fine wine omg

 

[Hotwatched]

Anyone know where this is from? I just saw this edit of him and thought he looked good in the white pants

 

[True Faker]

Anyone know where this is from? I just saw this edit of him and thought he looked good in the white pants

Mouth watering good

 

[Jockstraps4life]

Mouth watering good

I thought for a second this was during his "Briefs era" but sadly I think he is wearing boxer briefs ;-;

 

[Blue Blue]

I don't care what anyone says, that man is incapable of looking ugly

 

[deleted1288925]

I don't care what anyone says, that man is incapable of looking ugly

Right? Like hop off my husband, y'all

 

[Jockstraps4life]

Right? Like hop off my husband, y'all

your husband? He's OUR husband.

 

[True Faker]

your husband? He's OUR husband.

 

[Jockstraps4life]

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Our husband needs to model briefs RN.

 

[vladimiRanskahov]

Our husband needs to model briefs RN.

Bulging and oiled up too… WHO SAID THAT

 

[rav27]

Our husband needs to model briefs RN.

Amy killed that notion. He didn't even model his own Cloak brand underwear.

 

[jkc]

Amy killed that notion. He didn't even model his own Cloak brand underwear.

Wait, I think he did, but the underwear part was like completely in shadow. It was complete bullshit.

 

[andre1000]

speaking of cloak, they're apparently doing those subscription boxes, they're meant to be the one chance of getting discontinued items, but didn't disclose they wasn't only gonna be cloak merch, it was gonna be merch from others who were under the same company(golden circle group), and so people, who paid for the box, expecting to get cloak merch they missed out on, ended up getting merch from qualitycontent, which was captainsparklez merch that was also under gcg, but it was discontinued like 2 years ago from low sales, and so they probably got some stock laying around and thought they could get rid of it through the cloak sub boxes. people aren't happy. although mark probably has no idea this was happening(and likely neither does jordan)

 

[Hephaestion47]

Amy killed that notion. He didn't even model his own Cloak brand underwear.

There's ZERO proof/evidence that Amy had anything to do with him not modeling underwear. People just like to hate on her for LITERALLY no reason other than she's his GF.