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[ysqui]

hahaha, I mean I am upset too but at least he's like "attend this documentary for my mother and I'll do the onlyfans" since I think he figured out that apple podcasts was going to be WAY harder since the top spots on their are field by pretty much THE NEWS

Yeah ngl the deepfake community is probably going to be better then his "tasteful nudes" onlyfans. They're all over his hashtags on twitter

 

[Jrjr67]

Every time he kept referencing his “tasteful nudes” my heart stung a little Like I know theres a 95% chance we wont see cock and hole but I’m still hoping upon a star he’ll deliver anything but his softcore “nudes” he did for that calendar lol. I’ll keep my fingers crossed tho hehe

 

[14261621]

Every time he kept referencing his “tasteful nudes” my heart stung a little Like I know theres a 95% chance we wont see cock and hole but I’m still hoping upon a star he’ll deliver anything but his softcore “nudes” he did for that calendar lol. I’ll keep my fingers crossed tho hehe

I feel like... since he knows people worked hard he'll at least put more effort into it than his calendar.

 

[Oliverz2]

So I guess we’re not getting anything til like late November at the best?

 

[zodiaccii]

To be fair we didnt meet all the conditions for the apple podcasts

Yeah at this point he's kinda giving us a winning chance lol.

Also in all seriousness, I'm genuinely excited to learn of his mom's story. All i know about her is that she's an adorable woman who loves life and is incredibly sweet (from what I've seen from unus annus lol).

 

[Ryohei17]

He's being reasonable tho

 

[14261621]

He's being reasonable tho

Yeah he is lol, could be worse.

 

[Slasher103]

Wow changed the conditions again who knew he'd do this. Really Milking his fanbase now.

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milking the fanbase willing to milk him LOL but as said above, he's being quite reasonable

 

[Slasher103]

...sometimes he REALLY underestimates how horny people is for him

 

[Slasher103]

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...sometimes he REALLY underestimates how horny people is for him

I bet he replied that tweet with a boner while thinking... "fuck yeah" xP

 

[twitch_himbos]

As soon as he announced this I knew he was going to make an onlyfans regardless- he likes the attention he gets for that kinda stuff too much not to (as we learned from the calendar, and all the thirst trap stuff in unus annus). It was a smart publicity stunt, and I think he'll enjoy onlyfans.

 

[WololoViewer]

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[Jvaritek1]

If we ever get his nudes it probably will break a record for the largest amount of guys jerking off for one man during one day in history!!!

 

[axel_rod]

If we ever get his nudes it probably will break a record for the largest amount of guys jerking off for one man during one day in history!!!

The Great Flood Of 2022

 

[ohimitsu]

This whole situation seems sus to me.

Set an unrealistic goal that promotes him success or fail

"Renegotiate" the deal based on something that was going to be released anyway

Charge for said renegotiating (the tickets to his mom's documentary cost 15 dollars per ticket)

Also promotes merch on the documentary website

Has yet to name the charity he will be donating to

Is probably going to be releasing photos that he already took anyway

Don't get me wrong, people want to make money, but to veil it this thinly behind "charity", maternal piety and the rest to me seems superfluous and exploitative.

Why not just say, "I have some hot pics I want to show you guys but only if you meet these conditions."

Everyone that is well-off knows that "Charity" is just code for tax write-offs which in the end make more money for the person donating money.

Isn't capitalism great ?

Not to mention that we are going to also have to pay for the only fans account. Probably at a minimum it'll be as expensive as the ticket for the documentary.

Yes I said we are going to have to pay for it because I'll probably still do it anyway.

 

[14261621]

The Great Flood Of 2022

Not the great flood x-x

 

[Menulis]

Yes I said we are going to have to pay for it because I'll probably still do it anyway.

There is no "we". I wouldn't. I'm not so thirsty or desperate enough to allow anyone to rip me off let alone someone I've never personally found attractive(DanTDM on the other hand... lol). All of this just screams "scam" and no thanks to that.

 

[ohimitsu]

There is no "we". I wouldn't. I'm not so thirsty or desperate enough to allow anyone to rip me off let alone someone I've never personally found attractive(DanTDM on the other hand... lol). All of this just screams "scam" and no thanks to that.

That's fair and it's your right to spend your money how you please.

I however have always found his personality, voice, and physical presentation quite attractive.

 

[Menulis]

That's fair and it's your right to spend your money how you please.

I however have always found his personality, voice, and physical presentation quite attractive.

To each their own then.

 

[jiwijo]

I can’t believe the top spot on Apple podcast is Rachel Maddow’s bullshit Jan.6th thing.

how the hell is that garbage so popular?

Ummm because it’s not about January 6th.