Markiplier

[Reallyyy]

I don't think you know what that word means. Try a word that is applicable to the context of what I said.

Dude its delusional for you to think hes exploiting people for choosing onlyfans as a place to sell his tasteful nudes............

 

[NicociN]

ITS PERFECT!!!!!!

i was about to comment on that ass

 

[deleted1188759]

Dude its delusional for you to think hes exploiting people for choosing onlyfans as a place to sell his tasteful nudes............

Whoops, let me revise my previous statement. I guess some people don't expect to see animals at the zoo

 

[successful]

You’re welcomed.

why can't he make normal pictures

 

[oofchug75]

why can't he make normal pictures

We’ve explained this enough. Leave.

 

[Reallyyy]

Whoops, let me revise my previous statement. I guess some people don't expect to see animals at the zoo.

Nudes of every variety can be found on onlyfans.. some people just post shirtless pictures or underwear pics..
Onlyfans is for a big variety of things.. regardless of whether its nude enough for you or not..

 

[MD402579]

Who's this Alex? And why is he hot too??

Mark's trainer, appeared occasionally around 2020-2021

Wouldn't mind at all if he's gonna be featured in OF

 

[831598]

Whoops, let me revise my previous statement. I guess some people don't expect to see animals at the zoo

Do y'all know how sad this makes you look? I'd be thrilled to see Mark's hog, but if he never shows it, that's totally his right and I will go on with my otherwise-productive life completely unbothered.

It is so weird to be this desperate and entitled. He did what he said he was going to do, and the money is going to benefit some great organizations.

 

[icamehereforavideo]

for the ones who don’t wanna pay

 

[icamehereforavideo]

here are the pics

 

[Joshuaception26]

$3 for a pic of his thicc cheeks is completely fine

 

[MineSucks]

Whoops, let me revise my previous statement. I guess some people don't expect to see animals at the zoo

To further revise your flawed metaphor:

You did go to the zoo. A zoo which, in no uncertain terms, stated they didn't have a cock exhibit. You went knowing that your preferred specimen was not going to be on display, and you still have the gall to whip out your Karen-Card and have a temper tantrum.

There was no false advertisement. There was only cognitive dissonance on your end.

Maybe it's time to stop touching yourself and start touching some grass...

 

[Ks1986]

He literally told you exactly what the pictures would be. EXACTLY. You literally have 12 different examples of what tasteful nudes means and the context as evidenced in the calendar that was referenced AGAIN AND AGAIN. He releases the exact same content... Actually more because we got a butt shot that wasn't just from the side.

Yet here half of you are acting drained and outraged because you told yourself that it was going to be content that he literally said it was not going to be. Like what in the actual hell is wrong with you people?

It's 3 freaking dollars... For charity. Get a grip. Also people begging for the pics to be posted... Again, it's 3 dollars... For charity. None of you are that damn broke.

 

[crzin4luv]

I almost never want threads locked but this thread is absolutely insane, its gotta be locked. I'm four pages behind and it's only been 4 hours....its all bickering bc horny ppl didn't bother listening to mark in the slightest when he said he wasn't doing literal porn.

 

[Tragedeigh]

This thread is weird.

 

[serioyan]

The never ending cycle of "He told y'all so" queens arguing with "I wanted him to show hole" queens. Also occasional "so no hole?" queens popping up, which is hilarious on it's own.

 

[big_W]

The never ending cycle of "He told y'all so" queens arguing with "I wanted him to show hole" queens. Also occasional "so no hole?" queens popping up, which is hilarious on it's own.

He literally said he would go full cock and balls on a stream?

 

[Aobaconda]

He literally said he would go full cock and balls on a stream?

He was so obviously joking. He couldn't even get the first word out with a straight face.

 

[neonkream]

Someone bully jacksepticeye into starting an onlyfans

 

[deleted1188759]

To further revise your flawed metaphor:

You did go to the zoo. A zoo which, in no uncertain terms, stated they didn't have a cock exhibit. You went knowing that your preferred specimen was not going to be on display, and you still have the gall to whip out your Karen-Card and have a temper tantrum.

There was no false advertisement. There was only cognitive dissonance on your end.

Maybe it's time to stop touching yourself and start touching some grass...

First, Why are so many of you unable to counter an argument without throwing juvenile insults into it? Relax, no one is ding dong ditching your house.
Second, Who claimed false advertisement? I gave a justified reason for those who are upset with the quality of content he's shared. You brought up cognitive dissonance, how's your reading comprehension skills?