Marston Hefner

[ah0715]

What is this guy smuggling in his pants?!

http://www.thesmokingjacket.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/hefs-bday.jpg

 

[203602]

i really didn't see anything until i enlarged it and then BAM. you're talking about something snaking down his right leg, no?

 

[ah0715]

Dressed to the right, yes. I would have dismissed it as an errant shadow were it not for the crease in his pants that comes up from below.

 

[bigone90036]

Let's hope he's got a big one. With that Michael Phelps face, he'll need all the help he can get!

 

[Novaboy]

He seems to have 2 cocks in the photo.

 

[sean69]

He either has two equally gigantic schlongs or it's the lighting. I'm inclined to put my money on the latter.

 

[thirteenbyseven]

He either has two equally gigantic schlongs or it's the lighting. I'm inclined to put my money on the latter.

:biggrin1::biggrin1:


What a strapping young lad. Why do I get the impression Marston had a large stack of Marvel Comics at an age when other teenage boys were hiding porno? Here is another photo with proud papa Hugh showing a dazzling gap-toothed grin. Hmm, could his mother Kimberly Conrad have been artificially inseminated with the sperm of the late actor Ted Cassidy (Lurch)?

Hugh Hefner turns 85, celebrates birthday with 21-year-old son (Photo) - 04/11/2011 | Entertainment News from OnTheRedCarpet.com

 

[Novaboy]

Hmm, could his mother Kimberly Conrad have been artificially inseminated with the sperm of the late actor Ted Cassidy (Lurch)?


The resemblance to Lurch is amazing. Would do nearly so well with the ladies if it wasn't for the fact of who he is....you rang?

 

[dcw4]

he is sooo homely, but, he banged Miss October and now she is the new Playmate of the Year~ I guess she deserves it~ but she was the least attractive of 2010.
I cant believe that the "men who read playboy" voted for a girl who is a novelty pin-up girl (looks like she is from the 1940's).. Miss March Kyra Milan should have won~

 

[Jacobpotts]

He has an OF now

 

[Gerson]

 

[Oscarv164]

Anyone know his of?

 

[Joeshmoe4]

OnlyFans is his onlyfans. It’s free to subscribe but he’s charging $25 for the nude pics / vids he has on his profile already…

I just want to know if he’s hung lol

 

[Adam9562]

I’m curious lol

 

[Lust4life]

I wanna see it lol

 

[Tyoyp]

Anyone know his of?

OnlyFans

a shame that it's pay-to-view, and 25$ for post, as otherwise I would've loved to see what he's packing

 

[HungGuy58]

Curious about him

 

[tgarrn]

Nobody got a leaked pic?

 

[BrooklynBoy95]

more curious than id like to be lol

 

[FukinSeksi]

I hate that I came here to see lol...