Meeting the...

[dlcs]

vibrator. It was quite funny.

"Oh, so that's my competition." He just stood there adjusting the speed and giggling.

Then he asked if I thought I could fit him AND the vibe. Wubba.

So, fellow LPSG females, how'd the first intro of man and machine go?

 

[GoneA]

So, fellow LPSG females, how'd the first intro of man and machine go?

lolololololol.

 

[Vorian873]

I have always enjoyed helping a woman with her vibrator. I know my ex loved it. Come to think of it, maybe she liked it better than me... hmmm... hah

 

[Ryandaoc]

I wasn't there for the intro in person. I bought her a vibrator the day before I went on a road trip and hid it under the matress. I called her from the hotel the next night and told her to reach under the matress.

The next day I got a full report.

 

[Alley Blue]

The next day I got a full report.

The next day?! I would of asked for a full report during the actual encounter....."blow by blow" so to speak.

Nothin' like listening in on a hot vibrator encounter.......

 

[Karen M]

Actually, my hubby bought me my first vibrator. He surprised me with it one night, after we'd gotten into bed! Now I have a collection! He's never looked at them as competition though, but as something that's for both of us to enjoy.

Just don't ask me how many years ago that first one was.... I'd hate to have to lie!

Karen

 

[dlcs]

Actually, my hubby bought me my first vibrator. He surprised me with it one night, after we'd gotten into bed! Now I have a collection! He's never looked at them as competition though, but as something that's for both of us to enjoy.

Just don't ask me how many years ago that first one was.... I'd hate to have to lie!

Karen

Oh, c'mon Karen. We all know you're 25.

 

[Karen M]

Thank you! But unfortunately my birthdate is no secret... On the other hand, we girls aren't in our sexual prime until we're in our forties!

 

[Vorian873]

isn't forty the new new 30?

 

[D_Barbi_Queue]

Actually, I read today that 50 may be the new 30. Damn, I've got 20 more years to go when I thought I just got there. Ugh.

My hubby also got my first vibrator as well. Haven't been with anyone else since then.

 

[GoneA]

Actually, I read today that 50 may be the new 30. Damn, I've got 20 more years to go when I thought I just got there. Ugh.

My hubby also got my first vibrator as well. Haven't been with anyone else since then.

am i the only one who absolutely loves everything TAG posts.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

am i the only one who absolutely loves everything TAG posts.

Nope, an avid admirer of TexAssgirl's posts from the very 1st day she started posting. concrete proof is her "Getting to know you" thread in etc etc.

 

[curiouscat9]

am i the only one who absolutely loves everything TAG posts.

No. We are all in mutual admiration of TexAssGirls' posts. I wish I had her knack for getting people to repond with enthusiasm.

 

[D_Barbi_Queue]

Thanks guys and gals...you flatter me too much.
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Keep it coming

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

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Keep it coming

With a gal like you there, TAG, that last line is more metaphoric than you think!

 

[GoneA]

now that people have quoted my post ... i hate that i didn't put a 'question mark' at the end of that question. i'm so stupid.

nonetheless TAG, we love you ... we love MMZ more, of course, but you'll get over it.

(although i think you're prettier - but don't tell madame i told you that...)

 

[Matthew]

now that people have quoted my post ... i hate that i didn't put a 'question mark' at the end of that question. i'm so stupid.

nonetheless TAG, we love you ... we love MMZ more, of course, but you'll get over it.

(although i think you're prettier - but don't tell madame i told you that...)

I think you're gonna have more to worry about than question marks...

 

[GoneA]

I think you're gonna have more to worry about than question marks...

i know, like:

• little people
• people that still wear red AND pink
• halitosis
• the fact that president bush may still the election yet again
• and that one day, ONE DAY, someone may find out that i'm on LPSG.

and those people that stare at you on the train - they are definitely CIA officials plotting to [FONT=&quot]quarantine you. [/FONT]

 

[B_caneadea]

now that people have quoted my post ... i hate that i didn't put a 'question mark' at the end of that question. i'm so stupid.

nonetheless TAG, we love you ... we love MMZ more, of course, but you'll get over it.

(although i think you're prettier - but don't tell madame i told you that...)

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Just keep digging yourself in deeper.............
I've never seen so many left handed compliments in one post!

 

[Dr. Bubbles]

i know, like:

• little people
• people that still wear red AND pink
• halitosis
• the fact that president bush may still the election yet again
• and that one day, ONE DAY, someone may find out that i'm on LPSG.

and those people that stare at you on the train - they are definitely CIA officials plotting to [FONT=&quot]quarantine you. [/FONT]

Guess what? I found out you are a member of LPSG... how becoming.