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  1. dlcs

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    vibrator. It was quite funny.

    "Oh, so that's my competition." He just stood there adjusting the speed and giggling.

    Then he asked if I thought I could fit him AND the vibe. Wubba.

    So, fellow LPSG females, how'd the first intro of man and machine go?
     
  2. GoneA

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    lolololololol.
     
  3. Vorian873

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    I have always enjoyed helping a woman with her vibrator. I know my ex loved it. Come to think of it, maybe she liked it better than me... hmmm... hah
     
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    I wasn't there for the intro in person. I bought her a vibrator the day before I went on a road trip and hid it under the matress. I called her from the hotel the next night and told her to reach under the matress.

    The next day I got a full report. :)
     
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    The next day?! I would of asked for a full report during the actual encounter....."blow by blow" so to speak.

    Nothin' like listening in on a hot vibrator encounter.......
     
  6. Karen M

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    Actually, my hubby bought me my first vibrator. He surprised me with it one night, after we'd gotten into bed! Now I have a collection! He's never looked at them as competition though, but as something that's for both of us to enjoy. :p

    Just don't ask me how many years ago that first one was.... I'd hate to have to lie!

    :) Karen
     
  7. dlcs

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    Oh, c'mon Karen. We all know you're 25. :D
     
  8. Karen M

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    ;) Thank you! :D But unfortunately my birthdate is no secret... :( On the other hand, we girls aren't in our sexual prime until we're in our forties! :)
     
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    isn't forty the new new 30?
     
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    Actually, I read today that 50 may be the new 30. Damn, I've got 20 more years to go when I thought I just got there. Ugh.

    My hubby also got my first vibrator as well. Haven't been with anyone else since then. :rolleyes:
     
  11. GoneA

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    am i the only one who absolutely loves everything TAG posts.
     
  12. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    Nope, an avid admirer of TexAssgirl's posts from the very 1st day she started posting. concrete proof is her "Getting to know you" thread in etc etc.
     
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    No. We are all in mutual admiration of TexAssGirls' posts. I wish I had her knack for getting people to repond with enthusiasm.
     
  14. D_Barbi_Queue

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    Thanks guys and gals...you flatter me too much.
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    Keep it coming:p
     
  15. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    With a gal like you there, TAG, that last line is more metaphoric than you think! :D
     
  16. GoneA

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    now that people have quoted my post ... i hate that i didn't put a 'question mark' at the end of that question. i'm so stupid.

    nonetheless TAG, we love you ... we love MMZ more, of course, but you'll get over it. :p

    (although i think you're prettier - but don't tell madame i told you that...)
     
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    I think you're gonna have more to worry about than question marks...
     
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    i know, like:

    • little people
    • people that still wear red AND pink
    • halitosis
    • the fact that president bush may still the election yet again
    • and that one day, ONE DAY, someone may find out that i'm on LPSG.
    and those people that stare at you on the train - they are definitely CIA officials plotting to [FONT=&quot]quarantine you. :eek:[/FONT]
     
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    Just keep digging yourself in deeper.............:rolleyes:
    I've never seen so many left handed compliments in one post!:D
     
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    Guess what? I found out you are a member of LPSG... how becoming. :p
     
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