Men Are Like .....

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  1. jakeatolla

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    1. Men are likeLaxatives
    They irritate the crap out of you.

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    Men are like.
    Bananas

    The older they get, the less firm they are.




    3.
    Men are like
    Weather

    Nothing can be done to change
    them.





    4.

    Men are like
    Blenders
    You need One, but you're not quite sure why..





    5.
    Men are like
    Chocolate Bars
    Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right
    for your hips.

    6.
    Men are like
    Commercials
    You can't believe a word they say.



    7.
    Men are like
    Department Stores

    Their clothes are always 1/2 off!




    8.

    Men are like
    Government Bonds

    ..... They take soooooooo long to mature.


    9.
    Men are like
    Mascara

    They usually run at the first sign of emotion.




    10.

    Men are like
    Popcorn

    They satisfy you, but only for a little while.



    11.
    Men are like
    Snowstorms

    You never know when they're coming, how many
    inches you'll get or how long it will last.


    12.
    Men are like
    Lava Lamps
    Fun to look at, but not very bright.




    13..
    Men are like
    Parking Spots

    All the good ones are taken, the rest are
    handicapped.


     
  2. D_Barbi_Dahl

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    Thanks...made me smile. I like the mascara one the best.
     
  3. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    Voice of experience there, Jake?:biggrin:
     
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    Men are like pull toys.
    Give them a yank and they'll follow you around.
     
  5. jakeatolla

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    Yes, #'s 5 and 7 :cool:
     
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    Some of those are great! The last one made me laugh out loud for real.
     
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    Men are like BABIES...

    Well, I'm a man...
     
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    I built the eifel tower out of steel... and brawn!
     
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    Don't steal the credit from huge machines and cars!
     
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