Menstruation

[Drifterwood]

I seem to be attracted to the real heavy bleeders, none of your easy two/three day stuff, a good full five days of solid heavy bleeding.

What do you think is going on here?

 

[TinyPrincess]

Count Dracula disguised as Drifterwood?

 

[ZOS23xy]

A bit too inquisitive? Or you can really ferret out the scent and phermones of a woman's dishanges and zero in on it? I had other topics in mind to pick on, but it seems too personal.

What do you think?

 

[Dan the man]

I seem to be attracted to the real heavy bleeders, none of your easy two/three day stuff, a good full five days of solid heavy bleeding.

What do you think is going on here?

You're a closet hemophiliac?

 

[Ethyl]

Methinks you seek fertile soil. :biggrin1:

 

[snoozan]

i make women who haven't had a period in years and are on birth control bleed. i am an alpha female. i pass clots the size of softballs for days on end.

no wonder you like me so much.

 

[ZOS23xy]

I knew a woman (friend of my wife) who had periods once every two months, and even with a pad in at that time, she dribbled heavily onto the floor for a trip to the bathroom.

She mopped it up quietly and quickly because it aroused the household's three cats into confrontation challenges.

 

[D_Prudence_Admonition_Drightits]

This brings to mind Anne Rice's character Lestat.
Maybe I should change your name from Mr. Crabs to sexy Lestat?


YouTube - Queen of The Damned - Forsaken

 

[Drifterwood]

Count Dracula disguised as Drifterwood?

Vlad the Impaler - I am outed.

A bit too inquisitive? Or you can really ferret out the scent and phermones of a woman's dishanges and zero in on it? I had other topics in mind to pick on, but it seems too personal.

What do you think?

Cyrano had nothing on my snout.

You're a closet hemophiliac?

There's only one reason I'd take you into the closet.

Methinks you seek fertile soil. :biggrin1:

Alas, one reaps what one sows.

i make women who haven't had a period in years and are on birth control bleed. i am an alpha female. i pass clots the size of softballs for days on end.

no wonder you like me so much.

That and my desire to be anally rogered without mercy by your podigious endowment.

 

[Catchoftheday]

i make women who haven't had a period in years and are on birth control bleed. i am an alpha female. i pass clots the size of softballs for days on end.

no wonder you like me so much.

And you're a man :tongue:

 

[ZOS23xy]

Dear, you're supposed to be in hiding. Well, thanks for popping up. Mr D is interesting.

Mr Crabs? He's not so much crabby as he is stand offish and requesting "I know this sounds silly and I have issues, but what you you think of..."

And like that?

Sounds like a man in a bar trying to get advice, and doesn't tell the whole story until you give your opinion.

So I await...

 

[D_Prudence_Admonition_Drightits]

I bet it does have something to do with a human pheromones. It is your aphrodisiac. What a good question, with all the scientist we have around here I bet someone will find the exact answer for you.

A bit too inquisitive? Or you can really ferret out the scent and pheromones of a woman's discharges and zero in on it? I had other topics in mind to pick on, but it seems too personal.

What do you think?

 

[D_Prudence_Admonition_Drightits]

No, I am suppose to be disappearing, I am just waiting for the dismantling to begin. May as well enjoy what is left.:frown1:

Dear, you're supposed to be in hiding. Well, thanks for popping up. Mr D is interesting.

Mr Crabs? He's not so much crabby as he is stand offish and requesting "I know this sounds silly and I have issues, but what you you think of..."

And like that?

Sounds like a man in a bar trying to get advice, and doesn't tell the whole story until you give your opinion.

So I await...

 

[Drifterwood]

Sounds like a man in a bra

So I await...

Don't we all Sweetheart.

 

[ZOS23xy]

I don't have the size for a "bra"; selective is as selective does.

 

[B_dumbcow]

You aren't drinking enough milk. Here, take a sip - on the house.

 

[Drifterwood]

You aren't drinking enough milk. Here, take a sip - on the house.

You owe me a pint - tart.

Besides my warm hands are trained and experienced to bring your udders relief. I have seen you in the queue :biggrin1:

 

[Principessa]

I seem to be attracted to the real heavy bleeders, none of your easy two/three day stuff, a good full five days of solid heavy bleeding.

What do you think is going on here?

Speaking as one of those five full days with heavy bleeding and cramps type women. It can only be you are attracted to us because we are so lusty the other 25/26 days of the month. Not to mention the ease and joy with which we handle a large penise. :flirt:

Methinks you seek fertile soil. :biggrin1:

Now that's funny!

i make women who haven't had a period in years and are on birth control bleed. i am an alpha female. i pass clots the size of softballs for days on end.

no wonder you like me so much.

Snoozie we must be twin cousins separated at birth. :smile::tongue:

 

[naughty]

I too have 5 to 7 day battles with the crimson tide. IT has gotten worse over the years. I think it increases as women age.

 

[yelims]

Better red than dead.