Well fuck me, I’m sorry my content has disappointed many of you. I’ve been getting DMs for years telling me to make an OF and it’s extremely risky with my career but I decided to do it anyway. If you think I’m “swindling” you for the 700 bucks I made I promise, you are mistaken. I’m genuinely trying to post fun and engaging things but I’m afraid, if, after 15 or so years, 9 inches of me is all you’re interested in, you’re not going to enjoy this OF. If you’re actually interested in my life, no bad days motto, helping others, traveling and pushing good vibes all over the world, you WILL. I’m sorry I can’t do what you’re all asking of me right now. I’ll continue to post and you’re free to unsubscribe in the future. No hard feelings, I wish I had more freedom.
Mike
... yeah, because that kind of response is gonna make me shill out money for you.