Michael hoffman

Are you a proctologist? How do you know he’s been fucked?
And while you’re at it, can you please give me the Mega Millions numbers before the next drawing?
Because his hole is stretched open. It looks like that after have things in your ass...and he is clearly hard up for cash and have dabbled in homosexual activities in front of the camera. It’s not far fetched...
 
Are you a proctologist? How do you know he’s been fucked?
And while you’re at it, can you please give me the Mega Millions numbers before the next drawing?
Tacos, you got me waiting over here... for your legendary comments to drop Chyle.
 
Chyle I changed my location to Wuhan China out of boredom. What are you up to?
Are you on lockdown too?
Yes. Washington ain't doing good :( So I'm sittin here off of work watching rerun episodes of "Designing Women". And yes, I saw that you in China now, I clicked on your page to finally follow you, I was confused for a minute, like wait a minute...but remembered your brilliant sense of humor. Honey I ain't mad at you. Lmfao. And Boo, between you and me, this thread turning into a scene from B.A.P.S
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Michael need to hurry up and step his game up. Just saying.
 
Is Michael anti... human? I’m confused by this hot take. Also, just a general rule to the world but especially to instathots - just because you have an opinion on the virus, it doesn’t mean you have to post it.

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The amount of ignored people I have on this messy thread is really something else
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Is Michael anti... human? I’m confused by this hot take. Also, just a general rule to the world but especially to instathots - just because you have an opinion on the virus, it doesn’t mean you have to post it.

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LOL aww look at little Michael chiming in on current events n stuff.. He’s such a beautiful trauma isn’t he? :)

but seriously, I share his frustration. I don’t like the gubment telling me I have to stay in my home. Thank goodness I got some Red Baron pizzas in the fridge.