Michael hoffman

[nickname_10]

How tall is Michael? He looks to be pocket sized!

He says he’s 5’7
But it seems he is shorter... like 5’6
Pocket size guys are always great bottoms lol

 

[Jcarl123]

He says he’s 5’7
But it seems he is shorter... like 5’6
Pocket size guys are always great bottoms lol

Passed by him at school a couple of months ago... I’m 5’4 and he is around my height. Not tall at all, very petite actually‍ He doesn’t look as buff in person

 

[nickname_10]

Passed by him at school a couple of months ago... I’m 5’4 and he is around my height. Not tall at all, very petite actually‍ He doesn’t look as buff in person

Thank u so much for the info
So tell us, what’s he like in person? Is he as attractive as he is on vids and pics? Does he look gay ? And what did he do at school?!

 

[Davyroo]

Thank u so much for the info
So tell us, what’s he like in person? Is he as attractive as he is on vids and pics? Does he look gay ? And what did he do at school?!

Really?!! “Does he look gay?” Is this 2019, or 1959?

 

[Davyroo]

Fuck off cunt

Wow! That’s a literate response.

 

[talime18]

Wow! That’s a literate response.

I mean it literally is.

 

[Big Ru-D]

Hes like 5’8 or something i think

I wanna say he’s prob like 5’5. Cause I’ve met him and I’m only 5’6ish and I’m pretty sure I remember him being shorter than me.

 

[doublebbb]

Yes, we know weren't not going to stop you. People like you won't be happy until everyone is miserable.

It gets very old hearing how people don't like tattoos ... or piercings ... or uncut ... or shaved ... or not shaved ... or leather ... or fem. We all have our preferences. If you don't like it ... move on. Let the rest of us that enjoy it be able to. You people really do know how to bring down a thread.

Yada yada yada blah blah blah

Since when we people who doesnt like the tattoos of michael hoffman didnt have the right to give our opinions?

You have the right to complain about us complaining about michael hoffmans tattoos; its vice versa bitch. Get over it.

Start growing up, missy. We dont hate ourselves but im sure we hate michael hoffmans tattoos.

Xoxo
Deal with it.

 

[doublebbb]

No, you’ll never go away, because anger and hatred will never go away. The classic bully mentality. ‍

You know whos the bully? You. Bullies are the one who censor other peoples opinions.

Grow up missy.

 

[talime18]

Yada yada yada blah blah blah

Since when we people who doesnt like the tattoos of michael hoffman didnt have the right to give our opinions?

You have the right to complain about us complaining about michael hoffmans tattoos; its vice versa bitch. Get over it.

Start growing up, missy. We dont hate ourselves but im sure we hate michael hoffmans tattoos.

Xoxo
Deal with it.

Y’all are so annoying, so I get why people want you to shut up. Ok? He has tattoos? He is still fine as fuck in my book.

 

[philerup]

I was going to post a picture of us together, I'm 6'2", he's 5'6"/5'7" but the picture isn't necessary. Shorter guys bulk easier

 

[andre1000]

not surprising. i guess most people assume he's tall because there's no point of reference and they assume he's the average american male eight. except he's russian, where the male average is around 5'7''

 

[nickname_10]

not surprising. i guess most people assume he's tall because there's no point of reference and they assume he's the average american male eight. except he's russian, where the male average is around 5'7''

lmao hoffman's brother (who is russian as well) is way taller!
average russian male height is 5'10 or 6'0

 

[andre1000]

lmao hoffman's brother (who is russian as well) is way taller!
average russian male height is 5'10 or 6'0

wikipedia says 5'7'', that's what i'm going off of

 

[carrot]

If he’s Russian why is he cut?

 

[nickname_10]

If he’s Russian why is he cut?

He (as his younger brother and sister) were adopted at age of 3 by American family

 

[1344903]

If he’s Russian why is he cut?

They were Russian to cut that foreskin off.

 

[carrot]

He (as his younger brother and sister) were adopted at age of 3 by American family

How do we know his family history? Also, I doubt he’d be circumcised at age 3?

 

[nickname_10]

Oops at the age of 2, my bad

How do we know his family history? Also, I doubt he’d be circumcised at age 3?

 

[andre1000]

How do we know his family history? Also, I doubt he’d be circumcised at age 3?

that's the story he's told