Michael Phelps

This time, it's a Baltimore stripper who's kissing and telling about the Olympic champion.
Theresa White tells the British newspaper News of the World that Phelps' stamina should earn him a gold medal in the romantic arts after Phelps engaged in an "individual medley relay" with her and another woman.
"The sex lasted for about three hours," White, 25, told the newspaper. "Michael should get another Olympic gold for marathon love-making."
White claims Phelps invited her and some of her lap-dancing pals to his apartment, wh
This time, it's a Baltimore stripper who's kissing and telling about the Olympic champion.
Theresa White tells the British newspaper News of the World that Phelps' stamina should earn him a gold medal in the romantic arts after Phelps engaged in an "individual medley relay" with her and another woman.
"The sex lasted for about three hours," White, 25, told the newspaper. "Michael should get another Olympic gold for marathon love-making."
White claims Phelps invited her and some of her lap-dancing pals to his apartment, where the action allegedly took a kinky turn after two hours of drinking. White said she approached Phelps and asked if he'd be interested in a three-way, and she wasn't talking about a conference call. "He told me he'd never had one before but said it would be with me and then pointed at another girl," White told the paper. "Everybody else stayed put while we went upstairs and jumped into bed."ere the action allegedly took a kinky turn after two hours of drinking. White said she approached Phelps and asked if he'd be interested in a three-way, and she wasn't talking about a conference call.
"He told me he'd never had one before but said it would be with me and then pointed at another girl," White told the paper. "Everybody else stayed put while we went upstairs and jumped into bed."

BRAVO FOR MICHAEL.....BUT HE COULD BE DOING BETTER THAN BANGING CHATTY STRIPPERS.
 
What a messed up post,someone should learn hot to cut and paste.Hows the stripper from MD get to tell a british post anything. I guess a raunchy paper would take the word of a stripper to further tarnish a good man.
 
Phelps should have lasted 4 hours, and gotten the lady to say "we had to stop at 4 hours, otherwise Phelps would have had to seek immediate medical help". Phelps could then have gotten a big advertising contract with Viagra :)
 
Note that the official Speedo photos had his groin area made gender neutral with photoshop. No dick at all.

It is possible that someone added a bulge with photoshop. Phelps is cut, so the outline of his glans should be visible in an unaltered picture of him in a speedo.
 
Totally credible. A boy who would bang Carrie Prejean obviously would hit most anything. Hope he used condoms...wouldn't want to sully that dick of his. On the other hand, since some of his endorsements have evaporated, maybe he's interested in being a spokeperson for Valtrex. (OK, maybe that last comment was over the line...but prompted only by my jealousy that he only bangs girls.)
 
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Totally credible. A boy who would bang Carrie Prejean obviously would hit most anything. Hope he used condoms...wouldn't want to sully that dick of his. On the other hand, since some of his endorsements have evaporated, maybe he's interested in being a spokeperson for Valtrex. (OK, maybe that last comment was over the line...but prompted only by my jealousy that he only bangs girls.)


I think the Valtrex comment was very appropriate. Herpes is like Republicans and Texas A&M. No known cure.
 
If I were Phelps, I would insist in any contract with Speedo that airbrushing away my groin should be prohibited.

In some of those speedo shots, he looks like ha had a sex change down there because they removed all traces of a bulge.

It isn't really great for Phelps image to be shown without any masculinity between his legs.
 
Yea I'm not such a big fan of his new look, he looks better clean shaven instead of trying to be a bad boy.

Overall, I've thought he was semi-attractive, but not overly cute, I mean he gains some points for wearing speedos (though he doesn't wear them as much anymore) and the whole gold metal factor, but if I didn't know he was an Olympian he would probably lose points on the attractiveness scale.

Someone Made a comment about the airbrushing so I thought I would find some pictures, and you can see that he is a total nullo in the airbrushed pic.

Photo's Linked not attached as per board rules!

Before Airbrushing:
http://www.jenisfamous.com/dev/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/michael-phelps-speedo.png
http://allieiswired.com/wp-content/uploads/original//michael-phelps.jpg
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n186/sarahbears777/michael-phelps-speedo.png

After Airbrushing:
http://www.baltimoresun.com/media/photo/2008-04/37503736.jpg
http://outsports.com/jocktalkblog/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/phelpsx-largezzz.jpg

I think they padded his speedo for Grey's Anatomy?
http://www.beautyandthebum.com.au/images/2008/09/23/gamppr0006.jpg

More Pics Here: Beauty and the Bum: Television

Does anyone know if any nude photos of him exist anywhere? Or if anyone has any actual information with regard to his penis size / circumcision status?
 
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He's definitely better with goatee and not shaving the body either: trail is nice, pits are nice, nice dusting of hair on chest is nice, looks like he didn't shave pubes either. Big improvement! As for these people using late 20th century technology to enforce 19th century morality in making Phelps' bulge completely disappear, a pox on them all.